Such a Jenn Thing to Do

And go to this Link. It's a hilarious!

Oh-KAY. So a World to Save, Huh? Let's Get Started.

{please keep in mind SETH DOESN'T EXIST and NONE OF THIS IS TRUE because it's in a novel Steph's writing!!}

Okay. So apparently there's this dude in Russia with some bomb and I need to kill him. I know what you all are thinking. "WHAT THE FRICK SETH!?! YOUR JUST GONNA KILL SOME RANDOM DUDE?!?!"
Um, yeah. Uh huh.
And no. See, pretty much this guy (And I can't tell you his name because my dad, Troy, has this bodyguard named Kei who'll kill me if I enter his name) who has a nuclear bomb set up to kill America because he's freaking psycho and he's gonna let it off in (enter amount of) days if I don't nab him.
And why me?
Because I am a child and not a likely, what's the word, culprit for an assassin.

Well, and I am Troy's son and already show potential in fist fighting and gun shooting (at great distances). I took down one of Troy's bodyguards named Musoke. Poor guy. Was no match for my 'where the sun don't shine' kick. Owch. Girls, you have no idea how much that hurts. No idea.

So yeeeah.

And Troy gave me a laptop! But only if i'm being supervised while using it. Sad day. (no offense, Kai.)

~Seth

...or should I say Agent Seth?

HEH! Lookie, Daddy has a picture of me on his desk! Haha, Agent Seth as a baby!

GAH OH MY GOD!

Saving the World

Okay, i don't have a whole heck of a lot of time to do this, so here it goes.

My dad came to find me a week ago and wasn't allowed custody like he wanted of me. So he decided it'd be better to just kidnap me and Jenn and get the heck out of there.
So right now i've hacked onto his computer at some weird spy agency (thanks Flash) and he's gonna kill me. No questions asked.
He's exactly the way i pictured him. He looks just like me, but older, he's tall and strong and mean.
Gotta go.

Would You Be Afraid?

If someone that you loved offered to adopt you, would you be afraid?

If your Father just randomly showed up and demanded custody of you, would you be afraid?

If your mother recently died in a mental institute, would you be afraid?

If in the last twenty-four hours you got kidnapped and had the barrel of a gun aimed at your head, but didn't die, would you be afraid?

If your best friend was with you through that, would you be afraid?

If you just found out the world's in bad hands, would you be afraid?

If you just found out that you had to save the world from this all, would you be afraid?

I am.

You Know How Much My Life Sucks?

Enough so Steph doesn't write about me anymore! It's like I don't exist!

Waaait. I don't.

So I'll just tell you what's going on with me and hope she's not watching.
I figured out that iTunes is amazing. You can listen to music, and have all these amazing options...it's like a iPod on your computer!! I'M FREAKING OUT!!
I tried to download 'Collide' by Skillet and it ended up really scratched, when otherwise, it's not! RE. TARDED.
But, still, i love my iPod. Even though it's an origional Nano. I love it! I don't see how you people need new ones every time one comes out! They all do the same thing: play music.

But anyway. I'm sick with the stomach flu and have to stay home. It sucks. I did figure out how to hack into Jenn's account on Microsoft. So I played on the Sims 2. Then I puked, and Sasha made me go spend the rest of the day in bed. So that's where I am now, blogging on Blake's laptop with a mug of tea at hand and a TV positioned in front of my bed, watching spanish soaps. It's great.
Except it's a Saturday.

Deathbed

Okay, so found a pretty cool song because I got a Relient K CD for Christmas:

"Deathbed" <==Link to hear song

I can smell the death on the sheets
Covering me
I can't believe this is the end

But this is my deathbed
I lie here alone
If I close my eyes tonight
I know I'll be home

The year was nineteen forty one
I was eight years old and
Far far too young
To know that the stories
Of battles and glory
Was a tale a kind mother
Made up for her son
You see
Dad was a traveling preacher
Teaching the words of the Teacher
But mother had sworn
Went off to the war
And died there with honor
Somewhere on a beach there
But he left once to never return
Which taught me that I should unlearn
Whatever I thought a father should be
I abandoned that thought
Like he abandoned me

By forty seven I was fourteen
I'd acquired a taste for liquor and nicotine
I smoked until I threw up
Yet I still lit 'em up for thirty more years
Like a machine

So right there you have it
That one filthy habit
Is what got me where I am today

I can smell the death on the sheets
Covering me
I can't believe this is the end
I can hear those sad memories
Still haunting me
So many things
I'd do again

But this is my deathbed
I lie here alone
If I close my eyes tonight
I know I'll be home

I got married on my twenty first
Eight months before my wife would give birth
It's easier to be sure you love someone
When her father inquires with the barrel of a gun
The union was far from harmonious
No two people could have been more alone than us
The years would go by and she'd love someone else
And I realized I hadn't been loved yet myself

From there it's your typical spiel
Yeah if life was a highway
I was drunk at the wheel
I was helping the loose ends
All fall apart
Yeah I swear I was destined to fail
And fail from the start
I bowled about six times a week
The bottle of Beam kept the memories from me
Our marriage had taken a seven-ten split
Along with my pride the ex-wife took the kids

I can smell the death on the sheets
Covering me
I can't believe this is the end
I can hear those sad memories
Still haunting me
So many things
I'd do again

But this is my deathbed
I lie here alone
If I close my eyes tonight
I know I'll be home

I was so scared of Jesus
But He sought me out
Like the cancer in my lungs
That's killing me now
And I've given up hope
On the days I have left
But I cling to the hope
Of my life in the next
Then Jesus showed up
Said
"Before we go"
"I thought that we might reminisce"
"See one night in your life"
"When you turned out the light"
"You asked for and prayed for my forgiveness"

You cried wolf
The tears they soaked your fur
The blood dripped from your fangs
You said,
"What have I done?"
You loved that lamb
With every sinful bone
And there you wept alone
Your heart was so contrite
You said,
"Jesus, please forgive me of my crimes
Sanctify this withered heart of mine
Stay with me until my life is through
And on that day please take me home with you"

I can smell the death on the sheets
Covering me
I can't believe this is the end
I can hear You whisper to me,
"It's time to leaveYou'll never be lonely again"

But this was my deathbed
I died there alone
When I closed my eyes tonight
You carried me home

[Jon Foreman of Switchfoot sings, as the voice of Jesus:]

I am the Way
Follow Me
And take My hand
And I am the Truth
Embrace Me and you'll understand
And I am the Light
And for Me you'll live again
For I am Love
I am Love
I am,
I am Love

Sorry I Haven't Been On

Steph didn't feel like writing my Christmas Story at the moment, because it's 12:39 at night and she's tired. So we'll get back with you on that later.

Sorry this is gonna be such a short post. I suck, I know.

Happy New Year! Please enjoy the non-alcoholic bubbly and snacks from the table on the right. Drink responsibly and not too much chocolate or sugar.

I HAVE 13 FOLLOWERS! THIS IS PHENOMENAL! Thanks guys for all your support, you're awesome. I know I suck, so this is cool.

~Seth