I don't exist.
I repeat:
I.
Do.
Not.
Exist.
I had that poll up that was like, "Does Seth Exist?" and about eight people said that I do. So, just telling those people that I'm not really here, nothing in my world is really happening, and the disease I'm about to tell you about is a fragment of Steph's imagination.
Comprende?
Impresionante. Awesome.
Anyway, there's this new disease called TBII (Again, don't panic, you're not at risk, seeing I don't exist and neither does this disease, just imagine with me, here). Tuberculosis Type B. Symptoms include swelling of the lungs, bleeding in the lungs, coughing up blood, constrictive chest muscles, lightheadedness, nausea, vomiting, migraines.
And here's the bad thing, it's not curable. It's like a death sentance. Only children, infants to eighteen years, seem to get it and adults are not at risk.
There are rumors of it being a biological weapon to kill off America's next generation, but that's not proven, because people in Mexico, South America, Canada, Spain, and the UK have been reported with cases of it.
They're going to take the children away from our families and take them somewhere where they are safe from the disease, but are leaving all those infected in the hospitals to die. Jenn and I haven't been taken yet, and neither have Flash and Sammy. But we will.
And we need to escape.
~Seth
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Just a Reminder.
Blog'd by Shep at 9:24 AM 12 people who have something to say
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Bleah.
Okay. So I'm sick because there's all these things going around school, and so is Jenn, so we've pretty much been sitting around the basement watching Batman Begins and The Dark Knight over and over again because we have nothing better to do.
Pretty much if I stand up, I nearly fall over, and if Jenn decides that she wants to steal my popcorn, she falls on the floor trying to get up. Hahaha.
Jenn got the bug from me by ending up in my bed one night (??). I don't know what her problem is. She claims that I was shivering because of my flu and she was trying to warm me up.
Yeah. I think she's crazy.
You may notice that Steph and my blog's are cesing to post because, well, Steph's giving up computer before homework for Lent. And she's really, really happy about it. So support her decision, and we'll be posting after she pulls her grades up and starts getting her homework done. And she can post on Sundays.
Woap, there goes Jenn again. Haha, she fell over. We're both a bit dizzy. I had a fever the other night, but I was shivering, and that's how Jenn got sick. Hahaha
I gotta go, bye.
Blog'd by Shep at 9:42 PM 4 people who have something to say
Saturday, January 10, 2009
You Know How Much My Life Sucks?
Enough so Steph doesn't write about me anymore! It's like I don't exist!
Waaait. I don't.
So I'll just tell you what's going on with me and hope she's not watching.
I figured out that iTunes is amazing. You can listen to music, and have all these amazing options...it's like a iPod on your computer!! I'M FREAKING OUT!!
I tried to download 'Collide' by Skillet and it ended up really scratched, when otherwise, it's not! RE. TARDED.
But, still, i love my iPod. Even though it's an origional Nano. I love it! I don't see how you people need new ones every time one comes out! They all do the same thing: play music.
But anyway. I'm sick with the stomach flu and have to stay home. It sucks. I did figure out how to hack into Jenn's account on Microsoft. So I played on the Sims 2. Then I puked, and Sasha made me go spend the rest of the day in bed. So that's where I am now, blogging on Blake's laptop with a mug of tea at hand and a TV positioned in front of my bed, watching spanish soaps. It's great.
Except it's a Saturday.
Blog'd by Shep at 9:24 AM 5 people who have something to say
Labels: difficult problems that nobody in their right mind can solve, illnesses, School
