Bleah.

Okay. So I'm sick because there's all these things going around school, and so is Jenn, so we've pretty much been sitting around the basement watching Batman Begins and The Dark Knight over and over again because we have nothing better to do.
Pretty much if I stand up, I nearly fall over, and if Jenn decides that she wants to steal my popcorn, she falls on the floor trying to get up. Hahaha.
Jenn got the bug from me by ending up in my bed one night (??). I don't know what her problem is. She claims that I was shivering because of my flu and she was trying to warm me up.
Yeah. I think she's crazy.

You may notice that Steph and my blog's are cesing to post because, well, Steph's giving up computer before homework for Lent. And she's really, really happy about it. So support her decision, and we'll be posting after she pulls her grades up and starts getting her homework done. And she can post on Sundays.

Woap, there goes Jenn again. Haha, she fell over. We're both a bit dizzy. I had a fever the other night, but I was shivering, and that's how Jenn got sick. Hahaha

I gotta go, bye.

Valentine's Day.

Okay, first, I found this really cool blog called "Live Above The Pressure". It's awesome. This person has quite the life. Link


Okay, two, Valentine's Day. I know you all are wondering what Jenn and I did for Saturday. Basically, I gave her some 'make-out cookies' and she gave me a kiss. No big deal. What's a make out cookie? Those really soft vanilla cookies with the icing and sprinkles that they have for every occasion and sell at the grocery store. Know those?

~Seth

Clarification

Uh...I'm not going out with Jenn. I really, really like Jenn, but I'm not going out with her. She's special to me, and I...love...her but, still. We're fourteen. We can't be in a frigging relationship because...we're too young.

An emotional relationship, sure. Yeah, on my Facebook, it says that "Seth Shepherds is in a relationship with Jenn Langly", but if that got out to Sasha and Blake...guh. Blake would rip my guts right out of me.

So...just for clarification perposes....and for my safety...yeah. We're not going steady.

It's just that nobody's actually cared about me before. It's...a weird feeling. Like...imagine that you've never been loved before, and then this person just appears in your life who suddenly cares about you. This is my second friend in fourteen years.

I think I'm on a roll.

~Seth

Uh...mm...

(NONE OF THIS IS TRUE!! MUST I KEEP REMINDING YOU THAT THIS IS ALL IN A NOVEL STEPH IS WRITING AND ALL THE QUESTIONABLE CONTENT ISN'T REAL!!! Thanks, ~Seth)

Uh...so today the Center got raided by a ton of police and got shut down. Apparently it's not good to keep children hostige and train them as snipers. Huh. Who knew? But they won't return me and Jenn back home just yet. They have stuff to ask us. I asked if I could check my blog. It took a bit of bribing and a little begging and a tear or two, but here I am.
And apparently there is no guy in Russia. It was all a lie my dad told me to get me to kill someone I shouldn't. Someone really important to their government.
And that picture on my dad's desk? That's not me. That's just a photo off of Flickr.
God, I feel so...used. And betrayed.
I hate my dad. He's just a crazy freakshow.

But I still have Jenn. We're okay. And, hey, i gained a few skills. And I'm much stronger, and know how to fight and use a gun and shoot streight. And i have a six-pack. XD

That's all for now. I have to block this site on the police computer so they can't find my blog.

Bye.

I Will Follow You Into the Dark

I Will Follow You Into the Dark, Death Cab for Cutie

Love of mine some day you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark

No blinding light
or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark

If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black
And I held my tongue as she told me
"Son fear is the heart of love"
So I never went back

If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
It's nothing to cry about'cause we'll hold each other soon
In the blackest of rooms

If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the No's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
Then I'll follow you into the dark

The One. The Only.

Okay, yeah, this is Jenn. The one and only. Seth is not available because he's in excruciating pain from about the waist up. He was doing some serious weight training today and then that was followed by a shooting class with the best sniper in Troy's facility.
So yeah, occasionally we hear these grunts as he rolls over and hits his funny-bone or something. Wait for it...

...there he goes again.

Say hi, Seth!

...

He just told me to shut up. Hahaha. But that's what I get for playing with his hair today, so he's pretty mad at me. I'm trying to convince him to let me shave his head into a Mohawk, 'cause that'd be SICK. He said no, of course.

You probably don't know much about me. Here's a brief description of me:
Name: Jennifer Drew Langly
Sex: Female
Age: 14 (and a HALF of a half!)
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Birthday: January 15, 1994
Height: 5"3
Weight: Average

And here's Seth's, just for kicks:
Name: Seth Ethan Shepherds
Sex: Male
Age: 14 and 3/4
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Birthday: November 11, 1993
Height: 5"6
Weight: Thin

I pretty much do nothing other than fight training while Seth gets to do all the fun stuff. :(
It's not fair. But I do get to be his side-kick. So that's something.
I tackled a bodyguard today....and lost.
Seth tackled two at once. And won. God, Seth's a beast. He has a frigging four-pack. Ug! I'm just thin and scrawny. Not useful for much. XD

More later,

Jenn

Facebook

Um...yeah. I got a facebook. Add me if you want.

And Steph is bugging me to tell you to read her writing blog or DIE.

Jenn says hi.

Try and Keep Up.

Emmie is one of my fans, and Mateo is one of her friends. And if any of you were wondering if i watch the superb--roll. The super-roll, i...don't. I think i've lost my manlihood. *yells* JENN STOP AGREEING WITH EVERYTHING I SAY!

7:12 PM

Emmie: You've been invited to this chat room! YAY!!!
seth: hello
7:13 PM

who's mateo
Emmie: Wassup...my friend from school
seth: not a lot my back hurts, though
Emmie: Mateo....r u there...sorry
msmateosalas13: HI

seth: hi, i'm seth
7:14 PM

msmateosalas13: hey wats up
seth: the sky WHAT
msmateosalas13: hahahaha
seth: neener.
Emmie: it's called XD
msmateosalas13: what
Emmie: XD
seth: XDXDXDXDXD
i out XD'd you
7:15 PM

Emmie: :)
seth: XD
Emmie: he probably doesn't get it
seth: sigh

Emmie: it took me 2 days to figure ti out
seth: exaggerated patience
msmateosalas13: wat does it mean
7:16 PM

seth: XD is like :D or like :)
Emmie: XD
seth: get it?
msmateosalas13: cool
seth: yup
7:17 PM
Emmie: You've been invited to this chat room!
seth: thank you sorry, i'm such a moron
Emmie: okay
seth: XD
7:18 PM
XD's at XDint
Emmie: XD
seth: *XDing
msmateosalas13: XD
Emmie: WAT hold on...got an e-mail
seth: ooohhh email so what's up, mateo?
msmateosalas13: notin much
seth: haha, my writer almost named her dog Mateo
Emmie: it was u
msmateosalas13: cool
7:19 PM
seth: my laptop's gonna die in a few minutes so if i'm gone, that's where i went
Emmie: stafarting is fun
seth: WHAT??
Emmie: XDXDXD hold on
7:20 PM
seth: wat?
7:21 PM
msmateosalas13: STEELERS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 20-7
seth: THEY DO!!!
7:22 PM
msmateosalas13: r u watching the game 8 minutes 7:31 PM
Emmie: You've been invited to this chat room!
msmateosalas13: okay
Emmie: I AM SOO SORRY...I WAS MAKING A CHOCOLATE MILKSAKE
seth: sorry, my stupid "high tech" laptop died.
Emmie: SHAKE I MEAN
seth: IT'S OKAY I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!
msmateosalas13: its a close game now one more touch down and the cardinals could win
7:32 PM
Emmie: XD DAMN
seth: language.
GO STEALERS!!
OR CARDINALS!!
msmateosalas13: yeah emily watch ur language
seth: sorry, never been very big on football.
7:33 PM
Emmie: Ugh...Mateo,Mateo,Mateo
7:34 PM
seth: hahaha
msmateosalas13: ugh...emily, emily, emily
Emmie: At leats iI didn't say "WTF!" during research!
7:35 PM
seth: sigh...matemily, matemiily, matemily...
msmateosalas13: so
seth: oooh. wow. language, people not cool when people start swearing
Emmie: :P
msmateosalas13: i say that every day in any class
Emmie: HA!
seth: i would know, the bodyguards swear like sailors.
It sucks.
7:36 PM
Jenn and I had to tackle one the other day for swearing. it was pretty funny. he freaked out and was like "RED ALERT! RED ALERT! TROOOYYY!!!"
Emmie: giggles U no...he doesn't no yet
seth: know what?
Emmie: (about u)
seth: laughs
7:37 PM
msmateosalas13: wat about u
seth: oh... hahaha. wait, he doesn't know about me and...uh...dad and arizona?
Emmie: *chuckles *
seth: DOES HE??
7:38 PM
Emmie: nope...he doesn't blog...he has a myspace...(which I'm not allowed to have) pouts
seth: oh. so he's totally missing out on the whole 'tackle one bodyguard a day' thing?
sad.
am i allowed to tell him?
7:39 PM
Emmie: idk...it's your...life(character)
seth: okay. give me a minute to explain
my life.
7:41 PM
okay...my name is Seth Shepherds. My sister died a few months ago of cancer, and my mom just recently died in a mental hostpital/prison. My dad kidnapped me from my foster home with my foster sister/best friend, Jenn. My dad, Troy Prosper, works for the secret service and is having me trained as a sniper so i can kill this guy in Russia who has a nuclear bomb pointed at America
7:42 PM
so in the meantime, i live off of lunch meat on a plastic tray and blog on my new high tech laptop make sense?
msmateosalas13: yeah
seth: cool.
7:43 PM
msmateosalas13: is that really true
seth: no
Emmie: cough cough
seth: my real name is Steph and I live in Colorado writing this whole thing and I'm not really Seth, but I'd appreciate it if you treated me like Seth because i'm in character now.
7:44 PM
http://soshewritesstoriesandcraplikethat.blogspot.com/
Emmie: :D
seth: that was a lot to type
msmateosalas13: :D
seth: :D
had to join in
um...this is awkward.
7:45 PM
i just revieled my life and you say NOTHING.
you didn't even wish me luck on my sniping mission
Emmie: chuckles
seth: dang
msmateosalas13: im speechless
seth: XD
Emmie: XD
msmateosalas13: good luck on your sniping mission
seth: thank you
Jenn says hi
7:46 PM
Emmie: :)

jenn: hiiiii!!!

seth: yeah, that was jenn
shoves jenn
jenn: OH MY GOD SETH I FRICKING HATE YOOOOUUU!!!!
seth: no you don't.
XD XD XD
Emmie: wow...brb gotta go check my blog
seth: why?
7:47 PM
Emmie: I WILL BE RIGHT BACK
jenn: oh shut up, seth
seth: never
msmateosalas13: yeah ill be bak soon 2 bye
jenn: i'll kill you, seth, i swear i will
Emmie: MATEO...r u gettin all of this
seth: tackles jenn
msmateosalas13@gmail.com has left
7:48 PM
seth: gasp did he die?
Emmie: no
jenn: hi emmie!!
Emmie: he's in my class...*HI!*
jenn: XD
seth: hey, that's my line
jenn: suck it up
seth: grr.
Emmie: HA
7:49 PM
jenn: guess what?
Emmie: My real name is Emily
seth: NO JENN
Emmie: did u no that?
jenn: haha, no kidding. guess what?
seth: I WILL KILL YOU, JENN I HAVE A GUN AND I WILL KILLYOU WITH IT
Emmie: mateo will be in soon msmateosalas13@gmail.com has joined
jenn: i have a seeecreeet...
7:50 PM
seth: runs off to get rifle
jenn: about seth...
...and he will kill me...
...if i tell you...
msmateosalas13: steelers are losing now 23-20 :(
7:51 PM
jenn: i know who seth likes.
Emmie: :'(
seth: WACKS JENN WITH GUN
jenn: OW HOLY CRAP SETH
Emmie: whoWHO
seth: DON'T TELL HER!!
jenn: i'm gonnaaaa...
Emmie: TELL ME!!!
I WANNA
7:52 PM
KNOW
jenn: seth...
seth: CONTINUES TO HIT
jenn: ...likes...
seth: punches jenn in the stomach
Emmie: tell me tell me tell me
jenn: oof!
7:53 PM
SETHLIKESME!!
Emmie: he likes off?
seth: KILLS JENN
YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT
YOU. DIDN'T. HEAR. THAT.
Emmie: ...okay?...
jenn: it's true
seth: is not
msmateosalas13: wooooohhhhhh
jenn: is too
seth: is not
7:54 PM
jenn: hugs seth
seth: get off me
Emmie: backs away
seth: it's not true
it isn't
she's lying
jenn: it is
Emmie: Thenn who DO u like?
jenn: me
seth: DO NOT
Emmie: TELL ME THE TRUTH!!!
7:55 PM
x-(
jenn: he likes me!
seth: okay, so i did...do that...but that doesn't mean i like you
jenn: what else would it mean?
seth: uh...
mixed feelings
msmateosalas13: yeah wat else would it mean
Emmie: DO WAT?
7:56 PM
[steph out of character]: you'll find out when steph gets there
or should i tell you now?
Emmie: NOW NOW NOW
steph: this is steph you promise you won't spoil it for everyone?
Emmie: NO \
7:57 PM
PROMISE ON MY LIFE!!!
steph: back in character[s]
jenn: giggles
seth: paces room
jenn: SETH KISSED ME
seth: puke
Emmie: GAGS
WAT
seth: THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE YOU
7:58 PM
jenn: WHAT ELSE WOULD IT MEAN??
Emmie: *cough cough
seth: MIXED EMOTIONS
msmateosalas13: did you see wat the steelers just did
Emmie: wipes puke off of mouth
seth: uh...i dunno, but the bodyguards just whooped a lot
Emmie: NO! YOU IDIOT PAY ATTENTION FOR ONCE!!!
7:59 PM
sorry...
seth: TO WHAT??
jenn: to me
seth: SHUT UP JENN
Emmie: hormones are a wierd right now
seth: no kidding
jenn: yep
Emmie: sighs
8:00 PM
steph: this is steph so...include that little episode in my book?
Emmie: *burps*...sorry
YES!!!
YES!!!
seth: punches steph
Emmie: YESS!!!
steph: punches back
Emmie: GOOD FOR BUISNESS
steph: sorry, i'm just a romance geek for books
8:01
PM
seth: it is NOT romance
msmateosalas13: STEELERS ARE BACK IN THE LEAD AND ARE WINNING 27-23
Emmie: I GOT NEW CONVERSES SETH WEEE!
jenn: is too!! oh, come on, steph, make him like me!
seth: jenn?
msmateosalas13: STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:02 PM
jenn: what?
Emmie: GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seth: i love you
jenn: WHAT??
seth: hahaha.
you fell for it
Emmie: u love jENN <3>[steph interfers]
Emmie: uh huh rolls eyes
seth: okay, maybe i do
msmateosalas13: My bad its 26-23 35 seconds left
now its 27-23
seth: i love jenn [THIS MUCH]
8:04 PM
Emmie: thanx for the update
steph: that's better XD
Emmie: rolls eyes
seth: jenn's face is reeeaaallly red
Emmie: How do u like Making My Moves so far
8:05 PM
steph: it's good! a little slow moving, but good
msmateosalas13: 30 seconds left
Emmie: sorry bout that i have no more freetime
jenn: blows into paper bag
seth: hugs jenn
msmateosalas13: steelers are leading by 4
Emmie: okay guys gotta go now
ttyyl
seth: it's okay, jenn
bye!
jenn: bye
8:06 PM
Emmie: BYE!!!
steph: BYE!!
msmateosalas13: 22 seconds left cardinals take a time out
Emmie has left
seth: oh whatever
8:07 PM
msmateosalas13: 15 seconds cardinals at 44 yard line8:08 PM last 5 seconds
8:10 PM
STEELERS WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOO
8:11 PM
msmateosalas13@gmail.com has left

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So...for any of you wondering, I did kiss Jenn. Yes, on the lips, where else? The cheek?

And yes, we do fight like a married couple. Punches are thrown occasionally, but nobody ever gets hurt.

Jenn, I love you ---<======this much=====>---!! XD inside joke.

~Seth