Something to Say

Somehow This Post Got Deleted.

2009-07-24T12:18:00.001-07:00

I'm restarting my blog elsewhere, so if everyone could kindly direct their attention to Learning to Breathe (my new blog) then I'll be totally happy with you guys. I love you all.
Flash still won't give me back my admin privalages, so if you could all send him a complaint that would be great. I can't do anything with out those privalages, and he didn't write this blog, and therefore has no right to be the boss of it.
Thanks.
Check out Steph's blog for an update about her Mexico Missions trip! She's posting all of her journals, so this could be worth checking out! It's gonna be great.

See you all at Learning to Breathe!

~Seth

Good bye

2009-07-07T14:51:00.001-07:00

Good bye seth..or what ever your new name is

~Michael/Flashmen

Alright, My Faithful Friends

2009-07-03T14:25:00.000-07:00

We have come to a turning point. On tuesday, Steph decided to start her book over, so we have this decision as to (in which I will need your votes):
a) start the blog over, because that would help us out a lot.
b) Steph wants to change my name to Jepeth Isaiah Shepherds. Do you guys think she should change it?
c) whether you guys want sneek peeks of the chapters to come.
d) if you want me to continue (which we both really don't want to do, but if you guys want us to, we will).
and e) if Jenn and I should still be foster sibs.

Please vote by commenting on this post.

Thanks, guys, you're the best.

Live today, see you tomorrow,

Seth Shepherds

Lost Dog! Reward!

2009-06-29T07:39:00.001-07:00

So the other day, Steph's dog Boaz was out an about at night, and in the morning before the Steph's family went to church, Bo Puppy was gone. I'll post a pic, any information leading to his recovery will be rewarded. Not even kidding. Here's a picture of him:I'm, like, totally dead serious about this, if you know Steph personally and you have information, or if you just have information, email me. I can be reached at slake.calder@gmail.com
Thank you all for your cooperation.

In other news, Kendra Logan posted a quiz, and I love filling out quizzes, so I filled this out:
1. What is your favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni.
2. If you could be anything for a day, what would it be? A bird. Just stay away from hunting grounds and cats and I would be okay.
3. What is your favorite boy's name? Japeth, closely followed by Isaiah, Noah, and Elijah.
4. What would you be willing to eat for 10,000 dollars? Anything except live spiders. I. Hate. Spiders.
5. What mythical creature would you want to be? Uh...toughy. I'd say a hobbit. Nobody bugs hobbits unless they posess a certain ring.
6. You have a weakness for...? Jenn.
7. If you had one day left to live, how would you live it? Trying to stop my death. Unless it was cancer, then I'd go sit next to my sister's grave and have a picnic with the Langlys.
8. Your favorite author is...? Cory Doctorow. He wrote Little Brother. It's such a man book.
9. Are you good with violence in movies? YES. I love violent movies. (^-^)
10. Are you a good liar? Depends on who I'm lying to. Sasha and Jenn always can catch me. Everyone else? Not so much.
11. What is your favorite fast-food restaurant? Qdoba.
12. Do you have any siblings? I have one biological sister that died, Vi, and one foster-sis, Jenn.
13. If so, do you get along with them? Most of the time.
14. Who's your favorite Disney movie villain? Um. I never watched Disney movies as a kid. (But Jenn just said that we're watching Beauty and the Beast. Tonight.)
15. Who's your favorite Disney movie prince? Jenn told me to say Prince Edward from Enchanted. *knuckle in mouth* "GUH-ZELLE!!"
16. You're a sucker for...? Jenn...
17. What time are you usually in bed by (in the summertime)? Past midnight.

*portal to my world*

President Stone (again, my world) has issued that should TBII get any worse that the government will confinscate all children under the age of eighteen and keep them in safe, sterile facilities (coughlabwhitecough) until they can control the disease and create a vacine so no more children will be lost. Like, we'd be held in cells. Dear, God.
Iraqi scientist Dr. Abrahem Al-Salaib will be in charge of the medicine despersed to all of the children infected or at risk of TBII.
Does anyone else think that's pretty fishy sounding? Some dude from Iraq, geez.

*portal back*
Uh...so Jenn and I have been trying to figure out what my geneology is, and we've gotten so far as figuring out what my mom was. I know she was half Mexican, so that would make me a fourth. I know she's a fourth German, and a fourth Swedish.
Now, Jenn thinks that I must be a half Arabic or something because of the way I look. Only my hair is streight, not wavy. So huh.

Anyway.

Live today, see you tomorrow,

Seth

Wassup, Guys?

2009-06-21T13:57:00.000-07:00

I don't really have a lot to say except that the "n" button on my keyboard is sticky and won't type until you've pressed it, like, ten million times. Ugh.
And what happened to my followers? I used to have 35, now 32? Geez, you guys are dropping like flies. Invite your friends, peeps, if you think they'd be interested.
Oh, how do you all like the backround music? Steph's learning the cello part. We're all so proud.

And Kendra wanted a picture of Steph's eye? Here you go, they're grey, but you can't really tell in this picture. They kind of reflect any color put in front of them. In this case, blue.

Today is Father's Day, so I guess I could remanise on my father and the one that's filling in for the empty spot.
So...my dad. I would say he is doing a pretty sucky job. Like, I haven't seen him in years. Seven (almost eight) years, to be exact. It's kind of hard to imagine what a father could be like. I grew up with him never being there, having only the picture on the wall in my mom's room to remember him by. My mom really loved him, but I don't think he loved her back. They fought a lot when he came home, and he went to prison for physical assult charges for two years after I turned five. He drank a lot, was drunk all the time, carelessly spent money, all kinds of crap.
(This next part my mother told me this when I was nine and she explained the miricle of life (>_<)) : When my mom told him that she was pregnant with his baby (again), he'd yelled at her demanding why she was with another man while he was gone. He said there was no possible way that it was his. And then when my sister was born, he acted like a baby girl was the worst thing that had ever happened to him (being he was from somewhere in the middle east). I was the only reason he'd stayed when my mom had me, but now he was furious. He left the next morning after her birth and didn't come back for a year and a half. When he did he begged my mom for forgiveness so she'd take him back in again (probably because he was broke), which she did. He stayed for three and a half more years, coming and going as he pleased -- gone sometimes for months -- and then finally left again when I was seven. He never came back. My mom said that she'd kicked him out, but I think he really just went back to Israel, or wherever he came from. Two years later, my sister was diagnosed with cancer, and my mom couldn't pay medical or house bills anymore, so we went into foster care so that someone else -- someone more responsible -- could take care of us. I haven't seen my mom since then.
I was nine years old.
Now five years later, I have a great family that I'm staying with. A family that loves me and wants me.
Blake is a great dad. We go golfing and with Jenn we play football in the backyard. We sometimes go fishing in the pond behind our house and just talk about guy things. He's told me that he loves me, and he wishes that he'd had a son like me for a long time, and now he does. He says that he's proud of what I do with my music, my guitar, my voice. He likes my personality, and he thinks I'm a good guy for his daughter, just the guy that he'd hoped she'd have.
What I've learned is that my father, the biological one, wasn't my dad. Blake is what I've always yearned for, that sort of fatherly love. I couldn't ask for more.
Happy Father's Day, Blake. Thank you.
Your son,
Seth

Awesome Award + Other Stuff

2009-05-24T17:51:00.001-07:00

Okay, sorry. Long time no post. Steph's been kind of busy with school crap and finals, and the there's laziness. Tsk, tsk.

Anyway, I got tagged by Mr. Limer with this thing, so here we go.

I got this from Limer, although I really have no idea why... anyway.

Okay, so here are the rules:
List 7 things that make you Awe-Summm and then pass the award on to 7 bloggers you love. Make sure to tag the recipients and let them know they have won!
Also link back to the Queen that tagged you.

7 things that make me awesome:
1. My Savior, my God
2. My sarcasm
3. Jenn (because her awesomeness rubs off on me.)
4. The fact I don't exist
5. My writer, Steph
6. My sexy hair (Just kidding! Don't give me that look, Jennifer Langly!)
7. My sense of style

People I tag:
1. Nano Byte (Thanks for following me and Steph for so long! You're really awesome.)
2. Angel Wings
3. Kansas
4. Kedra Logan
5. Rien

Okay, now that that's over (*phwew*)...
So, with the last days of school coming around, I'm finally realizing: Oh. Holy crap. I'm gonna be a freshman.
Kind of scary, huh?
Most people live their life to the fullest during those four years, but, my last year of my life has been pretty amazing. If I had a scrapbook, it would have pictures of the following events.
1. I got a foster home.
2. I met Jenn.
3. I met my other best friends.
4. I found my dad. Who is, cough, cough, nuts.
5. I kissed Jenn on the roof at 12:00 in the morning. It was great.
6. Steph started writing my life again. Happy pandas.
7. I got a haircut. (>_<) 8. I got in a fist fight. And won. 7. I didn't get TBII. Oh, happy day! Whoosh. Anyhow, the DC trip at my school might get cancelled because of the TBII pandemic. Which, you know, sucks. Flash and I had absolutely everything planned out! It just flew out the window!

----------------------------------------------------------------O *wink!*

Like that! Like, like, like, DANG IT.

And some of you may have heard the rumor that Flashman started about me and Jenn getting married in New Hampshire? It's a dirty rotten lie. Do you even know what the requirements are for getting married there at fourteen? Let's just say it involves Jenn and I with a little black haired, green eyed bundle-o-joy.
Savvy? Not happening any time soon.

Ick.

Anyway, Sasha's making a cake, and I have to go lick the batter off the bowl. Lucky me!
See you all later,

~Seth

(>^_^)> -+- <(^_^<)!!!

2009-05-15T16:27:00.000-07:00

I just have to say this: I love Jenn. I do. It's true.

Jenn, you are my best friend, and I'll have a hard time accepting that it's true if we break up. Because I love you. I really do.

Here's some "Jenn + Seth" moments from Steph's book as it is:

He shut down the computer and stood up. “I just have to get out of here,” he said with a pained expression. “I can’t stand being looked after and being cared for. It’s not me.”
He looked at Jenn, who was also now standing and leaning against the wall. “You know?” he asked.
She looked like she wasn’t sure if she should say something meaningful or hug him. “Seth, maybe you shouldn’t always run. Just stay with us, with me. I’ve never had a brother.”
He sniffed, red eyed. He felt like he’d cried too much over the past week. That was more than he’d ever cried in his life. Like, like he was coming unglued.
“And I like it,” she said.
He watched her.“Yeah?” his voice wavered.
She smiled.
“I’m just tired of moving around all the time, and people not liking me, and feeling like nobody wants me. I’m tired of being sent away when I get in a fight at school or getting bad grades and breaking things…” a new wave of tears fell down his face.
“…But nobody ever realized that it was you that was breaking,” she said with understanding.
Seth rubbed his fists in his eyes. “Yeah.”
Then Jenn put her arms around his waist and put her head on his shoulder. “I’m here, Seth, you’re not alone.”
He stood stiffly, wondering how to handle this, but is arms eventually came around to hold her tight. He put his chin on her head.“I know,” he whispered.
“Please don’t go anywhere.”
He closed his eyes. “I won’t.”

“High squid, Jenn!” Sammy laughed, holding out her hand, but Alex grabbed Jenn about the waist and rammed his knuckles into her head.
“Noogie!” he exclaimed.
Jenn screeched and started hitting him. “Seth! Save me!”
Seth ran at Alex and knocked him to the cave floor. Jenn laughed as Seth went to go stand by her. “My hero!” Jenn laughed, hugging him.
He smirked. “Your hair’s all messed up,” he said.
Her hands flew to her head. “Oh…um…” she stammered, desperately trying to re-position the wild strands back into place.
Seth hesitantly brushed the wisps back into their correct sides of her part. Jenn blushed and watched his eyes. When they met hers and lingered, he stopped. “Better?” he asked, a smile playing at his lips.
She looked down and nodded. “Yeah, thanks.”
He looked back at Sammy and Alex to find them watching him and Jenn in silence.
“Woah,” Alex said finally.
Sammy was grinning. “What?!” Jenn asked severely.
“Oh, nothing,” Alex said, rolling his eyes. “Nothing at all.”
“Anybody want to head back?” Jenn asked.
Sammy looked at Alex. The air was cold, and Jenn shivered. “Surrre…” Sammy said. “I need to walk with Flashman, though, Jenn. I have to talk to him about something.”
Jenn crossed her arms, though Seth had noticed she was gripping her forearms as if trying to warm herself.
Sammy grabbed Alex’s sleeve, and they started walking, leaving Seth and Jenn in the cave. Jenn raised an eyebrow at him. “Shall we?”
He shrugged. He couldn’t figure out why it was so easy to be himself around her. She was just totally easygoing about anything and everything. It was like he was a totally different person around her.
She shivered again. “It’s cold in here, lets’ go.”
“Do you want to borrow my jacket?” Seth asked, unbuttoning one of the ancient plastic disks.
She nodded. “Yeah, that’d be nice.”
He undid the rest of the buttons and draped the jacket over her shoulders. “Thank you, kind sir,” she said, pulling it tight. She smelled it, but didn’t say anything.
He put his hands in his pockets. “No problem.”
They started off walking towards the trail. Seth couldn’t define the feeling he had when he was around her. It was new. The feeling was like…when he wasn’t around her, he wanted to be. And when he was, he felt totally unsure about himself, but at the same time, totally comfortable. And it seemed entirely strange to him that he felt this even though he’d only known her a week.
“What do you think they needed to talk about?” he asked her casually.
Jenn frowned. “I don’t know.”
Hopefully not us.

Anyway, peeps, that's what she's got. If you want, Steph'll post more, but for now, just comment and tell her how she's doing. Maybe give a few pointers.

Thanks,

~Seth

Aaaand...Now You Get To Vote For Seth's New Profile Pic!

2009-05-11T20:25:00.000-07:00

The House. dun dun duuuunnn... (modified -- I don't have that many friends!)

2009-05-11T14:51:00.000-07:00

Pick 3 random friends you feel comfortable around.
1. Jenn
2. Sammy
3. Flashman

These three people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are two rooms, who would be in each room?
Okay, I am NOT sharing a room with Flashman! And Flashman's NOT sharing a room with Jenn!
1. Seth and Jenn
2. Sammy and Flashman

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
Probably Sammy. And Jenn. Heck, maybe even Flash.

If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who is it?
Most mature girl in the house: Jenn
Most mature guy in the house: Seth

If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would you take it from?
Sammy. She always has a tin of Altoids somewhere.

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be?
Do I have to answer this? Okay, me and Jenn. Or Flash and Sammy, even though (as far as I know) they're not in that type of relationship!

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
Flashman. He has issues with people and bad breath.

There were two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
Me and Flash (slap high fives).

Who would hate being in the house the most?
Me. I hate people.

Someone took (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
Flashman. He's just a neat freak like that.

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
Sammy!

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
Me and Flashman. We don't really like each other so well.

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them?
Uh...Mr. Invisible would be missing Ms. See-Through, that's for sure.

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in there Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one?
Jenn. Oh, God...

A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
Jenn and Sammy while Flash and I were trying to watch football. Just so you know, I won by knocking Sammy and Flashman out and silencing Jenn with the kiss-of-death.

Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you? ER, and they'd be re-runs. Everyone would be watching, of course!

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid?
Jenn! What are you doing in there?!

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters?
Sammy and Flashman.

The musics too loud, who turned it up?
Jenn. She likes loud music. She and Sammy would be waltzing around the house while I just got up and get a cup of coffee.

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a) Who is the first one to scream? Flashman. XD
b) Who is the one to jump is someones arms? Sammy.
c) Who would be the one to kill it? Me or Jenn.

Someones crying, who is it and what happened?
Flashman, because Jenn hit him.

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
Me, I can't cook to save my life.

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Jenn and Flashman.

Someones tanning on the roof who is it?
Everyone but me, I'm already tan. Naturally.

Who is the tallest in the house?
Flashman.

Who is the shortest in the house?
Sammy. But she makes up for it in character.

Who is the loudest?
Jenn and Flashman.

Who is the clown?
Sammy and Flashman. They'd probably put on a circus act, or something.

Who is the one you go to talk to the most?
Probably Jenn. She's my best friend.

Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
Me. I do the DUMBEST things.

Who's in bed first?
Flashman. I'd stay up late with the girls being forced to watch chick-flicks. Jenn would have to sit on me to make me stay.

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
Me and Jenn having a pot-fight with them.

Who is always dancing?
Sammy and Jenn.

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it?
Flashman, although I'd have no idea how he'd got it.

You spilt ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?
Jenn. She's such a klutz.

Really, Really Good Artist.

2009-05-05T19:09:00.000-07:00

Roots (click) and Ripen (click).

With those links you can listen to the whole album for free. It's pretty cool.

Make sure to vote on the poll =>

And comment on the chat box (recently added, onchore, onchore, Steph!) =>

Just a Reminder.

2009-05-02T09:24:00.000-07:00

I don't exist.

I repeat:
I.
Do.
Not.
Exist.

I had that poll up that was like, "Does Seth Exist?" and about eight people said that I do. So, just telling those people that I'm not really here, nothing in my world is really happening, and the disease I'm about to tell you about is a fragment of Steph's imagination.
Comprende?
Impresionante. Awesome.

Anyway, there's this new disease called TBII (Again, don't panic, you're not at risk, seeing I don't exist and neither does this disease, just imagine with me, here). Tuberculosis Type B. Symptoms include swelling of the lungs, bleeding in the lungs, coughing up blood, constrictive chest muscles, lightheadedness, nausea, vomiting, migraines.
And here's the bad thing, it's not curable. It's like a death sentance. Only children, infants to eighteen years, seem to get it and adults are not at risk.
There are rumors of it being a biological weapon to kill off America's next generation, but that's not proven, because people in Mexico, South America, Canada, Spain, and the UK have been reported with cases of it.
They're going to take the children away from our families and take them somewhere where they are safe from the disease, but are leaving all those infected in the hospitals to die. Jenn and I haven't been taken yet, and neither have Flash and Sammy. But we will.
And we need to escape.

~Seth

Okay, I Had Such A Craptacular Evening.

2009-04-29T13:56:00.000-07:00

Ever have one of those headaches that makes you wish you had a gun to shoot yourself?

Okay, so yesterday, I was getting a really bad migrane (because I get these from time to time, and fortuantly am on medication) in Science, and I sit next to Sammy, so she wouldn't freaking shut up, so the headache kept getting worse. I thought that lunch would help some, but no. It was loud, and the florecent lights don't help. Fourth period English was okay, 'cause the lights were off.
Then in fifth period Math, we were taking some online math tests that get graded, and I just could not concentrate, so Jenn and I went to the nurse.
And why was Jenn coming along, you ask? Because I had to cover my eyes because the light burned and Jenn had to steer me along, that's why.
So we get up there, and Jenn tells the nurse, "Hi, um, my brother's having a really bad migrane and wants to lay down."
"Do you need to come along too, dear?" she asks, mentally comparing my black hair and brown eyes and Jenn's brown hair and green eyes.
I gripped Jenn's shoulder as another wave of pain came along. "Yeah," she said.
So the nurse brings us back and I lay down on the little bed, and my legs hang off the end 'cause I'm so tall. "Do you need to call Mom, babe?" the nurse asks, rubbing my shoulder and handing me a wet cloth.
I put it on my face. "Jenn, call Sasha," I mutter.
She springs up and dials the phone. I faintly hear the ringing and conversation because when you have a migrane, all of your senses become sharper. "Hi, Mom? No, I'm okay. Seth has another migrane and he wants to come home. You can? Okay, cool...yeah, I can come home, too."

Ten minutes later.

"Seth, honey? Your mom's here."
She's not my mom...I say in my head.
Jenn helps me up and grabs my stuff. She sees Sasha and waves, guiding me out the office door towards her with a hand on my back. I weakly open my eyes, and my vision blurrs. "I'm sorry," Sasha says, giving me a sideways hug and kissing my temple. I'm in too much pain to object to the embrace. She rubs my back and we walk out to the car together.
I get shot-gun and recline my chair all the way back while Jenn sits in back. The pain is coming in strong waves, gripping every last sense of sanity I've managed to hang onto.
Oh, God, now I'm nausiated...
The car finally stops and I pop out, eyes still closed, and vomit on the driveway. "Ick," I hear Sasha say to herself.
Jenn grabs me around the waist and helps me into the house and up the stairs to my room. "Is there anything I can do for you?" I hear her ask.
I can't feel anything but the pain, I'm thinking about nothing but the pain, I can't open my eyes because the pain increases, I can't sit up because I'll puke...
"Seth?"
Tears leak out of my eyes and I curl into a pathetic little ball, trying not to cry. I supress a wimper as I reach out to hold her hand tight. "Shh..." she cooes, stroking my sweat-drenched hair. "I'll go get you a warm washcloth, I'll be back."
Then she's gone, and I let the tears fall. At some point, she comes back and places something warm on my forehead and turns off my light, and I'm alone again.
I fell asleep at some point dreaming about the Flock for some reason, then woke up by myself, and the pain is back. I can't cry out because it hurts, I can't open my eyes, I can't stand up, and oh, God...
Vomit makes its way quickly up my throat and fills my mouth. I grab my mouth in an attempt to keep it in as I tried to get up and run to the bathroom, but I don't make it.
I assume all they heard from downstairs was a sickly 'splat' and me falling to the ground, 'cause that's what I heard.
I can't remember what happened from there, but I know that I woke up at two-o-clock clutching my head and staggering to the bathroom to take a hot shower and feeling a bit better, then falling asleep on the couch downstairs, then waking up the next morning with Jenn on the other end of the sofa sleeping sitting up, her fist under her chin. It's probably four-o-clock. She must have heard the shower going. I shift and wince, and her eyes open. "Hey," she says mildly, yawning.
I give a whimper and hold my head, and she scoots over and pulls my head into her lap, rubbing small circles in my temples. "I'm sorry," she says, and my eyebrows draw together.
I think we both fell asleep like that, and the next thing I see is Sasha shaking Jenn awake for school.
I slept on the couch most of the day, and woke up a few times, and this is where I am now. Fun day.
I think I know what my own personal hell would be now.

~Seth

Aaaand Your Questions Answered.

2009-04-26T16:45:00.000-07:00

(Nano)
Q:Does Seth have sexy feet?
A:I don’t think so. Feet are gross! (answered by Jenn)
Q:Does Flash have sexy feet?
A: His feet are worse than Seth’s! (answered by Jenn)
Q:Are any of you alergic to coconut?
A:Flash is. He’s allergic to everything.
Q:Do you sneeze alot?
A:Jenn is right now. She has a cold.
Q:Wuz up?
A:Jenn is sick, Blake is at work, it’s raining, Flash is hanging out at our place and annoying the crap out of me.
Q:Were you going to take over the world, but then were distracted by something shiny?
A:No. I could bet you my dad has!
Q:Can you find x?
A: è x
Found it!
Q:Can you make 1=2? I can.
A: No. Flash can.
Q:Do you like to run?
A: I love to run.
Q:Do you like math?
A: Flash loves math. I don’t.
Q:Is Superchick preforming in your hometown? (They are here!)
A: No, sadly.
Q:Do you like random stories?
A: Totally.
Q:Are you now annoyed?
A: Not really.

(BlackRoseBend)
Q:Do you believe in God?
A: I do believe in God. I believe he has a plan for our lives, and should we trust in him, we can spend the rest of eternity up with him in heaven.

(Jillian Cecelia M.)
Q:who invented the 'picture frame'? I was looking at one and it made my wonder...lol
A:The question still burns a hole in each and every one of our brains, isn’t that right, Jenn?
Jenn: Ugggnnn ACHOOO!!

(Kendra Logan)
Q:Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken, because God created the chicken on the fifth day and it laid an egg sometime after that.

(Zaniac)
Q:Why are you hiding your massive crush on Jenn?
A: Why does it seem like I am? I’m not, otherwise I wouldn’t be sad about not being able to kiss her because she has a cold. And I’d have never gotten grounded.

(Jenn)
I’m just gonna post to drive you nuts because I love you so much!

Q:Why do we drive on parkways, but park on driveways?
A: I dunno.

Q:If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?
A: Depends on the friends. If you jumped off a cliff and died, I’d be right on your tail.

Q:Give me the names of people you love most and why?
A: I’m so deprived I only love one person, and that’s Jenn. The rest of my immediate family is either dead or doesn’t give a crap about me, and I don’t exactly love my foster parents.

Q:Give me the names of 3 objects or things you love most and why?
A: 1) Violet’s raggedy old purple giraffe stuffed animal, because it belonged to my little sister who died.
2) My computer, because I have no life.
3) My Bible, because it helps me deal with life.

Q:Which is your favorite four legged creature and why?
A: Uh…a giraffe, because it reminds me of Violet.

Q:Tell me about someone in your family?
A: My mom was, like, the coolest thing ever until she started taking drugs and then dealing them and forgetting about me and Violet. We’d stay in the house for days because she wouldn’t come home, and then when we’d missed a certain amount of school, our principal called Social Services to check it out and found my sister and I abandoned, and our mom three states away passed out in a hotel room.
Other than that, she was pretty cool.

Q:Tell me about your first kiss (if it is possible)? XD
A: It was incredible, and on the roof of a house one night while Jenn and I had been looking at the stars and talking. Things progressed, and that’s the story of my first kiss.

Q:Something or someone you miss the most from childhood?
A: I miss my old house. It was the greatest, even though it was horribly decrepit.

Q:Whats your middle name?
A: Isaiah

Q:How big is your bed?
A: Big enough for two people.

Q:What music are you listening to right now?
A: I’m not listening to music. I however do hear Flash tormenting Jenn and Sasha making, like, cookies, or something.

Q:How is the weather right now?
A: Rainy, gray, must I say more?

Q:Would you give CPR to a homeless person if they were dying?
A: Excuse me, I was a homeless person dying! Of course I would!

(Kristina)
Q: Do you like rain?
A: I love rain. It smells so good! I think after today I’m going to sit on the roof and just inhale the sweet smells of whatever makes rain smell so good.

Q: Have you ever been out of the country?
A: Nope. I want to go to New Zealand, but nooo…

(Jessie)
Q:If you could only see 5 people before you die who would it be and why
A:
1) Jenn, because I love her so incredibly much.
2) Violet (again), because she was my little sister and I miss her so bad!
3) Felix, ‘cause he always stuck up for me at the Group Home when kids picked on me.
4) YoYo Ma, because he’s the world’s awesomest cello player, and I love cello (even though I’ve never played it).
5) My mom, because I have no idea about her whereabouts.

A:If you could see anyone in concert who would it be?
Q: That’s a hard question. Probably Skillet or Relient K. It’s too hard to decide.

(Flash)
Q:Y are you such a loser?
A: Only to you, I am.

Q:Who are u?
A: A troubled foster kid who's too deep in love to notice almost anything else.

Q:Where did u come from?
A: My mom.

Q:Are u a hermafradite?
A: As far as I know, no.

Q:Are u a man?
A: More of one than you are.

Q:Are u woman?
A: Thankfully, no.

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Hahaha, thanks for your reactions. They're funny. I'd like to draw your attention to a blog called Nyurg. That's a link, so click on it.
Steph's been kind of on a layout rampage, so Nyurg has a new layout, as well as this blog. Someone give her a round of applause!

Seth out.

Questions

2009-04-26T15:46:00.000-07:00

Y are you such a loser?
Who are u?
Where did u come from?
Are u a hermafradite?
Are u a man?
Are u woman?

Comment: when u cant find a answer...screem jesus and RUN AWAY!!!

to steph from newman: i must FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xD

Questions Now Being Answered.

2009-04-24T21:16:00.000-07:00

Okay, I think it'd be fun if people who read my blog could put a bunch of questions out there for me and the gang. They could be serious , or they could be pretty dang random.
That's all I've got to say for the moment other than Flash and Sammy are now an "Item".

Seth out.

UG

2009-04-23T16:01:00.000-07:00

And yes, sam, anything bellow this, u will not be able to read...because yes, I did rig it
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Ok, so I do like sam! And thanks for pointing it out so the whole freaking world can see! What joy the next school day will be.

And yeah, HELP!! I really do like sam! But we're only in 8th grade! Can you even date at that age? I don't know...I hate when life has problems that a computer can't slove! Uuuurrrrg!!!

I think I'm gonna ask her out.

Like on a date.

Hey, seth and jenn...double date?

And don't even start to judge me Seth...or you, Jenn...because your the ones who live with each other! At 14!
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Ya...sorry Sammy, personal post. Hey, I need to talk to you about something tomorrow. Remind me!

Isn't It Sad

2009-04-21T16:37:00.000-07:00

Isn't it sad that most of the things that are on my blog will never even be put into Steph's book? Like, a lot of the things that I do to Jenn will never be entered.

Anyways, yesterday we had Monday off, so Jenn, Flash, Sam and I went to the mall and Cheesecake Factory. Because that's the girl's favorite place. Not mine. But, I mean, who passes up cheesecake? Really?

So I split a Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake slice with Jenn (because they actually give you two forks for one person, oddly enough), and Flash and Sammy split a Blueberry Cheesecake slice.
Is it just me, or is something weird beginning to happen between those two? Let me state the facts:

a) Flash begged to bring her.

b) Flash and Sammy...uh...are a little more, how shall we say, touchy.

c) I caught them holding hands.

Well, so much for his hope of dating Jenn. Hahaha.

I got forced into another dressing room at American Eagle to try on this:

And Jenn was looking for a vest for me to wear, but Flash slowly stepped in front of it as she passed it, so she didn't find one. Sammy just stood there laughing.
And then when I'd come out of the dressing room, they all burst out laughing because I would normally dress in black, but now I was in white.
Oh, just so freaking funny, right?
I just about strangled somebody.

I found an outfit for Jenn, but she decided it was time for Starbucks, grabbing my arm and ushering us towards the nearest coffee shop. I complained I didn't have any money, so Sammy pulls out a fifty and was like, "I'M BUYING EVERYONE COFFEEE!!!"
Flash just laughed at her while she took orders. I got normal coffee. Black.

And then we saw some kids from school, freaked out, and hid behind manikins in Forever 21. It was pretty funny. Flash fell down but held his pose, and the people just looked at him and started laughing, then the girls pointed at me and, what's the word, squee'd. So I ran down the mall pushing people out of the way while they chased me screaming, "SETH!! SETH!!"
I eluded them by slowing my pace and calmly walking through Old Navy. They ran in, and while they were looking, I made my escape.

Good times.

We said our goodbyes, and Jenn and I walked home. Yes, we actually walked back from the mall. That's how much her parents trust me.

And we ate a quick dinner of spaggetti before quickly falling asleep together on the couch watching "Pride and Predjudice".

That's it! Bye!

Poor Seth

2009-04-17T20:02:00.000-07:00

Poor Seth. If only Blake didn't walk in at that exact moment, Seth wouldn't be stuck in his room. Oh well, whatcha gonna do?

It's kinda funny actually. He's kinda moody though. I guess I would be too if I were grounded, but hey, I'm not. ;P Not that I'm happy Seth is or anything, I'm just not unhappy that I'm not grounded.

It's all puberty's falt. Gotta love the teenage hormones. (note sarcasm) If you think about it for a long, long time you'll find that, in some wierd way, a lot of things are caused by puberty. I'm really not that crazy.

Ha. Seth is mad. Say, "Hi," Seth. Hehe.

Oh, and that other blog that Seth was talking about is kinda cool. Someone is acting strange on there and everything, but hey, who am I to judge. I'm the wierdest person I know. http://above-the-pressure.blogspot.com and Steph actually didn't start this one.

-Jenn

Easter. Seth and Langly Style

2009-04-12T16:31:00.000-07:00

I know that some of my fans have said that it's weird that I live with the person that I'm "together" with. They're like, is Blake okay with that? Do you guys actually "go out"? Stuff like that.

Uh...well today was Sunday. Easter Sunday, actually. So we went to church because that's what the Langlies do (see how i spelled that? i switched -- uh...nevermind.) because they have some spiritual insecurities. I don't. I've been attending Youth Group. I know exactly where I'm going. I told Jenn this, and she said she'd come with me sometime.

So, uh, actually today started out with Jenn and I trying to share bathroom space. Jenn decided she wanted to cut my hair, so she just randomly lunged at me with some skissors and attempted to cut some of my hair off. And here's the funny part: she actually did. She got this awkward piece off of where it almost covers my eyes, and so then I had this long haircut -- and then the one part off.

So Sasha -- being the great mom she is -- decides to just cut my hair. I look a little something like this:

I am so mad at Jenn. Like, not even funny mad.

So after i get a fabulous haircut, they dress me up and we go off to church. Only when we get there and sit down in the sanctuary, and the preacher's preaching, Jenn decides it's a good idea to pinch me over and over again until i end up punching her in the gut. She makes more of a scene than necessary, and is groaning. I think the preacher was looking at us.

So when we get out of there and back home, Sasha starts making some dinner for us, and Jenn and I have to go wrestle for the computer. The sucky thing is Jenn now knows my tickle spot -- the inside of my thigh near my crotch. And we all know that's really wrong for her to tickle me there, but she does it anyway. Just 'cause she's Jenn. You all know Jenn, right?

Long story short, I actually end up getting sat on on the floor outside the computer room while Jenn decides my fate. Like, I'm literally laying on my back and she was sitting on my chest. And she's like, "I win!"

So then Blake and Sasha come into the room and find me tackl'd. And they're like, "Woah. My girlie's learned self defense!"
And I'm like, "Oh, frick, shoot me now."
So then she leans down and kisses my cheek, and was like, "Okay. I get the computer."
I'm like, "Whatever."
And then Sasha says, "Nope, lunch time."
So we're sitting at lunch eating sweet potatoes and stuff and Jenn's like, "I'm tougher than Seth."
Blake looks up and says, "Really?"
"I tackled him and won," she beams.
I hold up my fork. "Uh...actually, I let you win."

Then later after lunch, we're sitting in my room talking, and we're talking about really sentimental things, like my sister and stuff. So Jenn's all teary and Jenn-like and crawls on the bed with me, mumbling, "I love you, Seth."
So I lean over and kiss her hard on the mouth and when Blake finally comes in to ask if we want to go see a movie, I'm hovering over her, and her fingers are in my belt loops and we're making out.
So, of course, Blake freaks out, and I get grounded again (yeah, you're probably all wondering why I get grounded all the time when it's always half Jenn's fault. Truth is -- I HAVE NO IDEA.). And we don't go see a movie.
It was pretty sad. :(

So...now I'm just sitting in the computer room, and Jenn's in her room reading. And just so you all feel better, we always sleep in separate rooms. Geez, people.
I gotta go. Blake might come in and tell me that I now can't blog, and that'd be unfortunate.

Hoooooly Crap.

2009-04-06T15:28:00.000-07:00

Isn't it crazy that we have 34 followers? In seven months? Nuts. Wow.

Okay, so the answer to the question: How would Seth excape a room with only a water bottle, a jump drive, and a match?

A: He'd try to melt the metal on the end of the jump drive (or if that doesn't work, the water bottle) and shove it into the key hole so it would dry in there, and then he could turn the lock. And if that didn't work, well, there's always punching the window out. XD

Also, would anyone be interested in Steph posting the actual chapters of our lives on this blog? I mean, her writing blog wasn't the hugest hit, but maybe we could, you know, post.

Tres, please ask more questions! I know that there are 34 of you guys out there capable of asking random questions like, "Does Seth wear boxers or briefs?"
I actually know the answer to that, oddly.

And somehow Newman got confused about Flash's hair color. ???. He's crazy. But so is Flash.

Sammy says 'hi!!!!!!!!!!!'.

And anyone who knows Steph personally (no, email doesn't count), Steph's going to Oaxaca on a short-term missions trip in Mexico and if you want to donate some money towards that, she'd be more than happy to accept that.

Post more on that later.

Uh...how many of you know Seth has a facebook? So do I, actually...and so does Flashie. So...add us if you feel comfortable. 'Cause you know how social Seth is. *rolls eyes*

For those of you interested, Seth isn't grounded anymore! Also, he got accepted into this program that sets older children in foster homes until they turn 18 and can graduate. Isn't that cool? 'Cause my family doesn't want to adopt him, but they don't want to get rid of him, either. So...yeah! He's staying!

'Nuff Said,

~Jenn

Just Because We Can

2009-04-03T20:52:00.000-07:00

So...just because we can, Jenn, Flashman, Sammy, and I are having a movie party at our house. We're watching all the Left Behind movies, Batman (because he's cool), and a few others and just hanging out for a day from 12:30 pm to 12:30 pm. Yeah, Flashman's sleeping over, yes in the same room as the girls, but so am I. And the Langlys trust him and I anyway.
We're also gonna be listening to some awesome music (Skillet, Shawn McDonald, Fireflight, Destroy the Runner, VOTA, Addison Road, Group 1 Crew, Relient K, Thousand Foot Krutch)...and if you like the names of any of those bands, just Google 'em. They're all really cool.

Also. If any of you want to comment and ask us characters questions about anything, just do so. Stuff like, "What does Flashman do in his spare time?" "Why do Flash and Seth fight so much?" "Is Seth emo?"
Kind of like that. Oh, and Jenn just said to ask, "If Seth was locked in a room with nothing but a water bottle, a jump drive, and a match, how would he escape?"
Wow, Jenn.
Sammy says 'hi'.
So does Flashman.
This is Seth, and he's saying goodbye.

~Seth

The End is Near. Or Is It? (Steph Here)

2009-03-31T21:22:00.001-07:00

First of all, my sources: The Bible, This Site, and This Site

Okay, I'm just gonna come right out and say that Steph is posting this post because there is more of an audience.
Who here has seen the Left Behind movies? Basically the movie trilogy follows the lives of a group of new Christians after Jesus' second coming. The antichrist, Nickolae Carpathia, is starting his 'world peace' thing and buying ten territories. He is so influencial that he has made a one world currency. There's been a terrible famine, and one Jewish farmer has beaten the odds with a secret formula he uses to grow crops.
Nickolae has the building plans for Solomon's Temple (the one that had been destroyed thousands of years ago) and he trades this to the Jewish man for his formula, all in the name of peace.
Now that Nickolae has the formula, he can now control the world's food supply. He also unveiled the building plans for Solomon's Temple. In scripture, it says that "The antichrist will sit in the temple of Solomon and declair himself God."
The group of Christians stop Nickolae from having it proven he is God, and that's where the second movie ends. I haven't seen the third one, but I'm guessing that it has something to do with the Mark of the Beast and the wars between nations.

Now here's the scary thing; some of you may have heard that the UK is trying to make a one world bank. Sound familiar? I don't know who's behind this, but it might have something to do with the antichrist.

Scripture says that the antichrist will make peace with all nations. He will create a cashless society, one world currency, and also a one world government -- which he will control. He will control ten territories, and gain control of two super powers (ex: US and UK). He will gain control of the world's food supply, distributing food only to those with his mark: the Mark of the Beast. The Mark will be on your forehead or right hand, and with it, you cannot enter the kingdom of Heaven.
He will establish a one world religion, and kill every Christian he finds.

Here's something about the antichrist. There's not just one. I mean, there's one every generation, because Satan's power is so weak that he doesn't even know when the end times will occur. He raises up one antichrist each generation just in case the end times happen this time.
Think of Hitler. I believe that he was the antichrist of that generation. One religion, one government, one race...he was on a roll.

All these things will happen. If you have not accepted Christ before he comes for a second time, you will experience all these things. Even the Christians now will experience only the beginning, but those left behind will endure the horrible Seven Years of Tribulation before the earth will be made new, and the Thousand Year Reign will begin. Jesus will throw Satan into the Lake of Fire, and he will reign for one thousand years on the new earth.
Then Judgement Day will come, and God will stand before the gate of Heaven and ask you why you should be let into his Kingdom.

Will you be ready?

~Steph

So...I'm Grounded Again.

2009-03-28T09:12:00.000-07:00

Okay, so during the snowstorm that Colorado just had, Jenn and I were snowed in because Blake was at the airport, and her mom was snowed in at work. And so Jenn saw this as another opportunity for me to be her 'boyfriend', although that's not what I'm being defined as.
So we first started out playing the 'word association game' because we were bored.
Jenn: Oust
Seth: Killer
Jenn: Sharks
Seth: Angry
Jenn: Grinch
Seth: Christmas
Jenn: Presents
Seth: Dogs
Jenn: SETH! THAT'S NASTY! Cute.
Seth: Jenn.
Jenn: *smiles a bit* Amazing
Seth: Hot
Jenn: Seth
Seth: Uh...this is getting pretty awkward. Maybe we should stop.

And then an hour later, we were making out on the floor and my shirt was off and I was on top of Jenn, and then her dad came home.
He wasn't too happy.
He's like, "You'd better not make my daughter pregnant, or I'll send you away for good."
I was like, "Yes, sir."
Then Jenn said she wouldn't mind being pregnant, because it would be my baby and she'd name him Isaiah if it was a boy. I smirked at her, and her dad just rolled her eyes and left the room.

So if you were wondering what happens when there's a snowstorm in Colorado...there it is.

:( Sad Face ):

2009-03-22T00:41:00.000-07:00

...i hate you jenn...remind me never to teach you how to do something agian...when ever i try to look at the last post..it says "veiw error" You rigged the post didnt you...i hope seth gets mad at you...and seth...im sorry for kissing jenn...and jenn...IM SO SORRRRRYY

i feel like such a morron....i kissed jenn...and i probally ruined all of the chance, if , of EVER going out with her

We went to the mall...agian...but this time we brought sam... but she left early...so ya..and yes...i am up at 1:47...am

I Think I Have a Major Issue Here

2009-03-20T18:47:00.000-07:00

I rigged this message (because Flash showed me how) so that a certain two people can't read it. I think you might know who they are.

I have a problem, and maybe you've had the same one too.

I think I'm in love with two different guys. I don't know how to choose between them, and it's breaking my heart to see them both get hurt.

One I met a long time ago in fifth grade. We'd been friends, and in sixth grade he told me that I was his best friend. We get along, and sometimes he stays for weekends when his dad goes on a business trip. He and I were like siblings.

The other I met just five months ago. He came and stayed with us temperaraly, and now my parents are thinking of adopting him. I like him, he's become one of the "three". He's amazing and talented, and he loves me.

Today we were watching "National Treasure" and it occured to me that we the "three" are the main characters. We've got Riley, the computer hack; Abigail, the tough girl; and Ben, the strong and adventurous. They both like her, and they all work really, really well together. Weird analogy, but that's all i could come up with.

And now I'm having issues figuring out what to do.

Yours racked,

~Jenn

Jenn made us make up

2009-03-20T06:39:00.000-07:00

Hehe...I'm not on at school at all or anything. :) And me and Seth made up...we don't exactly hate each other that much. I still don't like him a lot though

~Flash

2009-03-18T19:15:00.000-07:00

hehe...u did sooooooooooooo!

FLASHMAN!! YOU BIG JERK!!!

2009-03-18T14:46:00.000-07:00

Here's some things I'd like to say to Alex.

1) Yes, this should be over! You and Seth shouldn't fight anymore! You're acting like a couple of fourth grade girls!
2) I disagree. Seth looked mighty fine with green all over him. XD
3) I DID NOT KISS BACK!! I was trying to get your huge honking butt off me! Geez! Freakshow! And I totally agree with Seth beating you up for it! I did not like it.

hehe...i was bad(read the one bellow)

2009-03-17T21:17:00.000-07:00

Hehe...couple of things Seth..

1) THIS IS OVER...me and Jenn made up
2) green looks like crap(literally) on u
3) She kissed ME
4) hehe

:)

Ps. SHE KISSED BACK
PPS. SHE LIKED IT
PPPS. SHE IS A GOOD KISSER

St. Patrick's Day Dillema ([jenn] ha! seth can't spell that word! [seth] shut up!)

2009-03-17T17:46:00.000-07:00

Okay. So today was St. Patrick's Day.
Only problem with that: I don't wear green.
So, like, people would go around pinching me, and I had to kick a few shins, but eventually people stopped pinching because I said I was Irish. Which was a total lie, because I totally don't know where my bloodlines run, but anyway.
Then in art, Flashman had rigged an email from Jenn's Drama teacher saying that she was allowed in this class period because of some project, and had rigged an email from our Art teacher to the Drama teacher, ect.
Long story short, Jenn streaks into the Art room after fifteen minutes with a box of markers and tackles me to the ground, then starts scribbling all over my face with a green one. So I finally manage to wrestle the marker out of her hands and get her off me, then I proceed to attack her back with the same one, when Flashman all of the sudden gets really mad and grabs a fistfull of green markers from a bin labeled "green". Then all of the sudden they're both on me, and the whole class is just watching in histarics as the emo kid who sits in the back is getting covered in bright green colors all over his face and arms.
Oh, and Jenn wrote "I love Jenn" on my arm. Garr.
And then Flashman scribbled that out and wrote "Death to Seth" under it.
Then Jenn grins at Alex and with a clean swipe of her arm, puts a single streak of grass-green ink across his forhead. Flash tackles her to the ground, and by the time I get over there, he's got his lips plastered on hers and she's trying to shove him off.
So of course, I attack him, and we all get sent to the office. And then Blake and Sasha show up to take us home because that was the last class of the day, and Blake demanded to know why I did what I did.
I'm like, "Uh...Alex was kissing Jenn?"

Haha.

~Seth

(P.S., Flash, this isn't over.)

:P

2009-03-13T00:44:00.000-07:00

Hehe..got it

So what should i do with his facebook??? Any ideas...

AH DANG! Facebook just kicked me out.... :)

Why not

2009-03-13T00:42:00.000-07:00

I guess ill help...BUT ONLY BECAUSE JENN ASKED ME TO!!!!!!

30 Hour Famine >> link

Were fasting for 30 hours...y? to help the hungry children. SO SPONSER US

And dont even ask y im up so late. Im not like trying to hack seths facebook or anything.. xD

So join the club

And be hungry!!!

~flash

Will Starve For Food.

2009-03-12T22:41:00.001-07:00

30 Hour Famine ==> link

Join the club.

Live in boxes.

Serve the needy.

Be Hungry.

30 Hour Famine.

~Seth and Jenn

-cough- FREAK -cough-

2009-03-10T16:53:00.000-07:00

YOu have got to be kidding me....sam is a FREAKKKKKKK!!! and i refuse to make one....and yes i do hate seth...l8r now

I've Been Tagged By Sam, Darn That Sam. Flashman, You Should Really Go After Sam. I Think She Likes You.

2009-03-10T15:23:00.000-07:00

"Read the questions below, type your answer into flikr search and pick a picture from the first page of search results you like most.
"First name? Favorite food? High school you go/went to? Favorite color? Favorite Celebrity?Favorite drink? Dream vacation? Favorite dessert? What do you want to be when you grow up?What do you love most in life? What's one word that describes you? Flikr name?

Jenn

Cheesecake Mark Zealand High School Mint Green

Max Thieriot (sorry, Seth, but Max is reaaally cute. Not as cute as you when you're jealous, though. :) Hot Cocoa New Zealand (not just my school) A Vet My two best friends: Seth and Flashman (even though they don't get along so well.)Fun!

Okay! I want both Flash and Seth to make one of these! Hurry!

I love both you guys! *mwah!*

~ Jenn

2009-03-09T13:31:00.000-07:00

I DO NOT LIKE HER...well....ITS NONE OF UR BUSINUSS

YOUR A LOSER

~cough~ i hate you ~cough~

~flash

Read the Post Below This One Before You Read This

2009-03-09T11:29:00.000-07:00

Okay, so today Flash, Jenn, and I went to the mall. It was really fun, up until Jenn shoved me into a dressing room at Hot Topic and yanked off my black shirt and put a hot pink one on me. It was pretty dang awkward. Then Flash started taking pictures (no pun intended) and I nearly killed him. The emo-freak-employees just looked at us funny. I almost died laughing.

We fight about everything and anything. Currently for the past week, it's been Jenn. I do something like put my arm around her shoulders, and Flashman takes her arm and just HAS to show her something. I'll be sitting and Jenn sits next to me and puts her head on my shoulder, and Flashman texts her from across the room. He likes her a lot. It's so obvious.

So we were at the Cheesecake Factory, and we all realized at the same time that none of us had any money. And we were like, CRAP.

Then I said something in Jenn's ear and she just turns around and kisses me full on the lips. Flashman boiled in his seat. "I need to go to the bathroom," he croaks when I finally shove Jenn off.

I feel sorry for him, he has to put up with us. I hadn't even been a factor in his crush, and he probably had it all planned out that he was going to ask her out, and take her to the ice cream shop, and whatever.

Why is this so difficult??

~ Seth

2009-03-09T10:54:00.000-07:00

Hey. Me, Seth, and Jenn are at the mall. We were so bored, so we just decided to go hang out. We've been all over. Its been so much fun, lol.
We are currently at the Cheesecake Factory, and are just having cheese cake. Uh...but we don't have any money, we just realized. So i guess we're just gonna run when the bill comes.

We went into Hot Topic and Jenn wrestled Seth into a hot pink shirt. Lol, it was so funny! God, since when does Seth have a six-pack? Huh.
I took a ton of pictures, but while Jenn was talking to me while we were waiting for our cheesecake, he stole my camera and deleted the pics.
I. Hate. Him.

It's been really awkward with the whole "dating" thing (only waaait! they're not dating, lol) ...especially when Seth is such a loser. They have been flirting this whole time. Ew.

Oh. Em. Gee. JENN JUST KISSED SETH! *bleck!* ON THE LIPS. NOT KIDDING.

Okay, i have to go. I can't even bear it anymore.

~Flash

Woot! Steph Drew Me

2009-03-08T18:22:00.001-07:00

Okay, since Steph had nothing better to do this morning, she decided to draw me in anime. So the question is, which one should I use for the profile pic? A or B?

(A)(B)

New Blogger

2009-03-07T19:31:00.001-08:00

Okay, so Steph's little bro is not blogging at http://limerd.blogspot.com
Cool. Blog.
I dunno, that'd make him my...cousin? or...hm. Let's see. So my writer's brother. WAIT. He'd be my uncle. Uncle Limer.
Only...he's younger than me. But he's really funny. Real nice kid. Er...uncle. UH. Okay.

~Seth

Ooooh!!! Bookmarks!!!

2009-03-07T13:47:00.000-08:00

So I was on Steph's blog (a little contradictory, i know), and i found that she made some bookmarks for you all to use! Here's my favorites:

I really like the first one. It makes Seth look so serious. It's so cool.

and then there's the one about me, of course XD

Its Flash agian

2009-03-07T02:02:00.000-08:00

Its me, Flashman. I cant sleep...Seth snores like you couldn't even imagine...bleck...so I deiced that I would make a wordle...you can make them here . I decided to make one for this blog...hehe..im thinking of completely messing with this blog just to make Seth mad...hehehe...and HI JENN!!!!

Heres the wordle i made for this blog. And i did NOT rig it.. :)

Jenn!!!

2009-03-05T15:18:00.000-08:00

Hi, I'm Jenn. Seth's probably told you a lot about me and I've posted a bit. Uh...but now I have an account! Yay!

Seth got mad at me and Flashman today because he found out that Flashman apparently likes me.
I uh...yeah awkward.
But I really hate how Seth just hates Flashman. I mean, he doesn't hate him, he talks to him like a normal person, but sheesh.
He's told me how that if Flashman ever tries to kiss me, I have to kick him as hard as I can where the sun don't shine (if you know what I mean). I honestly think Alex won't get that far, but whatever. Oh! For those of you who don't know, Flashman's first name is Alex. So if I ever say anything about Alex, it's Flashman.

It's also awkward that Alex likes me because I've been friends with him since the beginning of sixth grade and he's basically my best friend aside from Seth.

GAAAH. Oh, and Dad walked in on me and Seth kissing...(we weren't making out, but it was pretty darn close) and...that didn't go over well. He totally flipped out. Seth's grounded. He almost got sent back, but Mom was all like, "They're not siblings! It's not like it totally matters because he's going back sometime, right?"
Geez, Dad's such a jerk sometimes. Scared the crap out of Seth. :( Poor Seth.

~Jenn

Hehe

2009-03-05T15:06:00.000-08:00

Im Michael...im one of stephs friends, and flashman is basicly me...the clasic geek... :)

Hah! Hey, I'm Flashman. I hacked Seth's blog and he's gonna be so pissed. He doesn't like me. So yeah, I'm fourteen, I've been hanging out with Jenn for a while now...it's kinda weird ya know, to have someone new come in like seth, but welcome i guess, seth

And this is Steph who had to moderate Michael's post because he's not totally into the Flasman character and can't spell his way out of a paper bag. XD

Okay, I've Got A Question For You All.

2009-03-04T20:34:00.001-08:00

How is it that my blog has twenty-seven followers and the blog that brought me to life has four? I gotta say, Steph's not happy, and she's thinking of shutting it down because nobody reads it. I'm sorry if you do read it, but please give some indication that you in fact are reading it...coughcommentcough!

So yeah.

Uh...but if this happens, there's a chance this blog might stop posting.

So.

Yeah.

You have something to say? http://soshewritesstoriesandcraplikethat.blogspot.com

~Seth (and Jenn!)

Bleah.

2009-02-26T21:42:00.000-08:00

Okay. So I'm sick because there's all these things going around school, and so is Jenn, so we've pretty much been sitting around the basement watching Batman Begins and The Dark Knight over and over again because we have nothing better to do.
Pretty much if I stand up, I nearly fall over, and if Jenn decides that she wants to steal my popcorn, she falls on the floor trying to get up. Hahaha.
Jenn got the bug from me by ending up in my bed one night (??). I don't know what her problem is. She claims that I was shivering because of my flu and she was trying to warm me up.
Yeah. I think she's crazy.

You may notice that Steph and my blog's are cesing to post because, well, Steph's giving up computer before homework for Lent. And she's really, really happy about it. So support her decision, and we'll be posting after she pulls her grades up and starts getting her homework done. And she can post on Sundays.

Woap, there goes Jenn again. Haha, she fell over. We're both a bit dizzy. I had a fever the other night, but I was shivering, and that's how Jenn got sick. Hahaha

I gotta go, bye.

Valentine's Day.

2009-02-17T15:05:00.000-08:00

Okay, first, I found this really cool blog called "Live Above The Pressure". It's awesome. This person has quite the life. Link

Okay, two, Valentine's Day. I know you all are wondering what Jenn and I did for Saturday. Basically, I gave her some 'make-out cookies' and she gave me a kiss. No big deal. What's a make out cookie? Those really soft vanilla cookies with the icing and sprinkles that they have for every occasion and sell at the grocery store. Know those?

~Seth

Clarification

2009-02-12T20:22:00.000-08:00

Uh...I'm not going out with Jenn. I really, really like Jenn, but I'm not going out with her. She's special to me, and I...love...her but, still. We're fourteen. We can't be in a frigging relationship because...we're too young.

An emotional relationship, sure. Yeah, on my Facebook, it says that "Seth Shepherds is in a relationship with Jenn Langly", but if that got out to Sasha and Blake...guh. Blake would rip my guts right out of me.

So...just for clarification perposes....and for my safety...yeah. We're not going steady.

It's just that nobody's actually cared about me before. It's...a weird feeling. Like...imagine that you've never been loved before, and then this person just appears in your life who suddenly cares about you. This is my second friend in fourteen years.

I think I'm on a roll.

~Seth

Uh...mm...

2009-02-09T20:29:00.000-08:00

(NONE OF THIS IS TRUE!! MUST I KEEP REMINDING YOU THAT THIS IS ALL IN A NOVEL STEPH IS WRITING AND ALL THE QUESTIONABLE CONTENT ISN'T REAL!!! Thanks, ~Seth)

Uh...so today the Center got raided by a ton of police and got shut down. Apparently it's not good to keep children hostige and train them as snipers. Huh. Who knew? But they won't return me and Jenn back home just yet. They have stuff to ask us. I asked if I could check my blog. It took a bit of bribing and a little begging and a tear or two, but here I am.
And apparently there is no guy in Russia. It was all a lie my dad told me to get me to kill someone I shouldn't. Someone really important to their government.
And that picture on my dad's desk? That's not me. That's just a photo off of Flickr.
God, I feel so...used. And betrayed.
I hate my dad. He's just a crazy freakshow.

But I still have Jenn. We're okay. And, hey, i gained a few skills. And I'm much stronger, and know how to fight and use a gun and shoot streight. And i have a six-pack. XD

That's all for now. I have to block this site on the police computer so they can't find my blog.

Bye.

I Will Follow You Into the Dark

2009-02-07T08:57:00.000-08:00

I Will Follow You Into the Dark, Death Cab for Cutie

Love of mine some day you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark

No blinding light
or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark

If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black
And I held my tongue as she told me
"Son fear is the heart of love"
So I never went back

If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
It's nothing to cry about'cause we'll hold each other soon
In the blackest of rooms

If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the No's on their vacancy signs
If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
Then I'll follow you into the dark

The One. The Only.

2009-02-03T20:25:00.001-08:00

Okay, yeah, this is Jenn. The one and only. Seth is not available because he's in excruciating pain from about the waist up. He was doing some serious weight training today and then that was followed by a shooting class with the best sniper in Troy's facility.
So yeah, occasionally we hear these grunts as he rolls over and hits his funny-bone or something. Wait for it...

...there he goes again.

Say hi, Seth!

...

He just told me to shut up. Hahaha. But that's what I get for playing with his hair today, so he's pretty mad at me. I'm trying to convince him to let me shave his head into a Mohawk, 'cause that'd be SICK. He said no, of course.

You probably don't know much about me. Here's a brief description of me:
Name: Jennifer Drew Langly
Sex: Female
Age: 14 (and a HALF of a half!)
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Birthday: January 15, 1994
Height: 5"3
Weight: Average

And here's Seth's, just for kicks:
Name: Seth Ethan Shepherds
Sex: Male
Age: 14 and 3/4
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Birthday: November 11, 1993
Height: 5"6
Weight: Thin

I pretty much do nothing other than fight training while Seth gets to do all the fun stuff. :(
It's not fair. But I do get to be his side-kick. So that's something.
I tackled a bodyguard today....and lost.
Seth tackled two at once. And won. God, Seth's a beast. He has a frigging four-pack. Ug! I'm just thin and scrawny. Not useful for much. XD

More later,

Jenn

Facebook

2009-02-03T20:25:00.000-08:00

Um...yeah. I got a facebook. Add me if you want.

And Steph is bugging me to tell you to read her writing blog or DIE.

Jenn says hi.

Try and Keep Up.

2009-02-02T20:07:00.000-08:00

Emmie is one of my fans, and Mateo is one of her friends. And if any of you were wondering if i watch the superb--roll. The super-roll, i...don't. I think i've lost my manlihood. *yells* JENN STOP AGREEING WITH EVERYTHING I SAY!

7:12 PM

Emmie: You've been invited to this chat room! YAY!!!
seth: hello
7:13 PM

who's mateo
Emmie: Wassup...my friend from school
seth: not a lot my back hurts, though
Emmie: Mateo....r u there...sorry
msmateosalas13: HI

seth: hi, i'm seth
7:14 PM

msmateosalas13: hey wats up
seth: the sky WHAT
msmateosalas13: hahahaha
seth: neener.
Emmie: it's called XD
msmateosalas13: what
Emmie: XD
seth: XDXDXDXDXD
i out XD'd you
7:15 PM

Emmie: :)
seth: XD
Emmie: he probably doesn't get it
seth: sigh

Emmie: it took me 2 days to figure ti out
seth: exaggerated patience
msmateosalas13: wat does it mean
7:16 PM

seth: XD is like :D or like :)
Emmie: XD
seth: get it?
msmateosalas13: cool
seth: yup
7:17 PM
Emmie: You've been invited to this chat room!
seth: thank you sorry, i'm such a moron
Emmie: okay
seth: XD
7:18 PM
XD's at XDint
Emmie: XD
seth: *XDing
msmateosalas13: XD
Emmie: WAT hold on...got an e-mail
seth: ooohhh email so what's up, mateo?
msmateosalas13: notin much
seth: haha, my writer almost named her dog Mateo
Emmie: it was u
msmateosalas13: cool
7:19 PM
seth: my laptop's gonna die in a few minutes so if i'm gone, that's where i went
Emmie: stafarting is fun
seth: WHAT??
Emmie: XDXDXD hold on
7:20 PM
seth: wat?
7:21 PM
msmateosalas13: STEELERS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 20-7
seth: THEY DO!!!
7:22 PM
msmateosalas13: r u watching the game 8 minutes 7:31 PM
Emmie: You've been invited to this chat room!
msmateosalas13: okay
Emmie: I AM SOO SORRY...I WAS MAKING A CHOCOLATE MILKSAKE
seth: sorry, my stupid "high tech" laptop died.
Emmie: SHAKE I MEAN
seth: IT'S OKAY I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND!
msmateosalas13: its a close game now one more touch down and the cardinals could win
7:32 PM
Emmie: XD DAMN
seth: language.
GO STEALERS!!
OR CARDINALS!!
msmateosalas13: yeah emily watch ur language
seth: sorry, never been very big on football.
7:33 PM
Emmie: Ugh...Mateo,Mateo,Mateo
7:34 PM
seth: hahaha
msmateosalas13: ugh...emily, emily, emily
Emmie: At leats iI didn't say "WTF!" during research!
7:35 PM
seth: sigh...matemily, matemiily, matemily...
msmateosalas13: so
seth: oooh. wow. language, people not cool when people start swearing
Emmie: :P
msmateosalas13: i say that every day in any class
Emmie: HA!
seth: i would know, the bodyguards swear like sailors.
It sucks.
7:36 PM
Jenn and I had to tackle one the other day for swearing. it was pretty funny. he freaked out and was like "RED ALERT! RED ALERT! TROOOYYY!!!"
Emmie: giggles U no...he doesn't no yet
seth: know what?
Emmie: (about u)
seth: laughs
7:37 PM
msmateosalas13: wat about u
seth: oh... hahaha. wait, he doesn't know about me and...uh...dad and arizona?
Emmie: *chuckles *
seth: DOES HE??
7:38 PM
Emmie: nope...he doesn't blog...he has a myspace...(which I'm not allowed to have) pouts
seth: oh. so he's totally missing out on the whole 'tackle one bodyguard a day' thing?
sad.
am i allowed to tell him?
7:39 PM
Emmie: idk...it's your...life(character)
seth: okay. give me a minute to explain
my life.
7:41 PM
okay...my name is Seth Shepherds. My sister died a few months ago of cancer, and my mom just recently died in a mental hostpital/prison. My dad kidnapped me from my foster home with my foster sister/best friend, Jenn. My dad, Troy Prosper, works for the secret service and is having me trained as a sniper so i can kill this guy in Russia who has a nuclear bomb pointed at America
7:42 PM
so in the meantime, i live off of lunch meat on a plastic tray and blog on my new high tech laptop make sense?
msmateosalas13: yeah
seth: cool.
7:43 PM
msmateosalas13: is that really true
seth: no
Emmie: cough cough
seth: my real name is Steph and I live in Colorado writing this whole thing and I'm not really Seth, but I'd appreciate it if you treated me like Seth because i'm in character now.
7:44 PM
http://soshewritesstoriesandcraplikethat.blogspot.com/
Emmie: :D
seth: that was a lot to type
msmateosalas13: :D
seth: :D
had to join in
um...this is awkward.
7:45 PM
i just revieled my life and you say NOTHING.
you didn't even wish me luck on my sniping mission
Emmie: chuckles
seth: dang
msmateosalas13: im speechless
seth: XD
Emmie: XD
msmateosalas13: good luck on your sniping mission
seth: thank you
Jenn says hi
7:46 PM
Emmie: :)

jenn: hiiiii!!!

seth: yeah, that was jenn
shoves jenn
jenn: OH MY GOD SETH I FRICKING HATE YOOOOUUU!!!!
seth: no you don't.
XD XD XD
Emmie: wow...brb gotta go check my blog
seth: why?
7:47 PM
Emmie: I WILL BE RIGHT BACK
jenn: oh shut up, seth
seth: never
msmateosalas13: yeah ill be bak soon 2 bye
jenn: i'll kill you, seth, i swear i will
Emmie: MATEO...r u gettin all of this
seth: tackles jenn
msmateosalas13@gmail.com has left
7:48 PM
seth: gasp did he die?
Emmie: no
jenn: hi emmie!!
Emmie: he's in my class...*HI!*
jenn: XD
seth: hey, that's my line
jenn: suck it up
seth: grr.
Emmie: HA
7:49 PM
jenn: guess what?
Emmie: My real name is Emily
seth: NO JENN
Emmie: did u no that?
jenn: haha, no kidding. guess what?
seth: I WILL KILL YOU, JENN I HAVE A GUN AND I WILL KILLYOU WITH IT
Emmie: mateo will be in soon msmateosalas13@gmail.com has joined
jenn: i have a seeecreeet...
7:50 PM
seth: runs off to get rifle
jenn: about seth...
...and he will kill me...
...if i tell you...
msmateosalas13: steelers are losing now 23-20 :(
7:51 PM
jenn: i know who seth likes.
Emmie: :'(
seth: WACKS JENN WITH GUN
jenn: OW HOLY CRAP SETH
Emmie: whoWHO
seth: DON'T TELL HER!!
jenn: i'm gonnaaaa...
Emmie: TELL ME!!!
I WANNA
7:52 PM
KNOW
jenn: seth...
seth: CONTINUES TO HIT
jenn: ...likes...
seth: punches jenn in the stomach
Emmie: tell me tell me tell me
jenn: oof!
7:53 PM
SETHLIKESME!!
Emmie: he likes off?
seth: KILLS JENN
YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT
YOU. DIDN'T. HEAR. THAT.
Emmie: ...okay?...
jenn: it's true
seth: is not
msmateosalas13: wooooohhhhhh
jenn: is too
seth: is not
7:54 PM
jenn: hugs seth
seth: get off me
Emmie: backs away
seth: it's not true
it isn't
she's lying
jenn: it is
Emmie: Thenn who DO u like?
jenn: me
seth: DO NOT
Emmie: TELL ME THE TRUTH!!!
7:55 PM
x-(
jenn: he likes me!
seth: okay, so i did...do that...but that doesn't mean i like you
jenn: what else would it mean?
seth: uh...
mixed feelings
msmateosalas13: yeah wat else would it mean
Emmie: DO WAT?
7:56 PM
[steph out of character]: you'll find out when steph gets there
or should i tell you now?
Emmie: NOW NOW NOW
steph: this is steph you promise you won't spoil it for everyone?
Emmie: NO \
7:57 PM
PROMISE ON MY LIFE!!!
steph: back in character[s]
jenn: giggles
seth: paces room
jenn: SETH KISSED ME
seth: puke
Emmie: GAGS
WAT
seth: THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE YOU
7:58 PM
jenn: WHAT ELSE WOULD IT MEAN??
Emmie: *cough cough
seth: MIXED EMOTIONS
msmateosalas13: did you see wat the steelers just did
Emmie: wipes puke off of mouth
seth: uh...i dunno, but the bodyguards just whooped a lot
Emmie: NO! YOU IDIOT PAY ATTENTION FOR ONCE!!!
7:59 PM
sorry...
seth: TO WHAT??
jenn: to me
seth: SHUT UP JENN
Emmie: hormones are a wierd right now
seth: no kidding
jenn: yep
Emmie: sighs
8:00 PM
steph: this is steph so...include that little episode in my book?
Emmie: *burps*...sorry
YES!!!
YES!!!
seth: punches steph
Emmie: YESS!!!
steph: punches back
Emmie: GOOD FOR BUISNESS
steph: sorry, i'm just a romance geek for books
8:01
PM
seth: it is NOT romance
msmateosalas13: STEELERS ARE BACK IN THE LEAD AND ARE WINNING 27-23
Emmie: I GOT NEW CONVERSES SETH WEEE!
jenn: is too!! oh, come on, steph, make him like me!
seth: jenn?
msmateosalas13: STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:02 PM
jenn: what?
Emmie: GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seth: i love you
jenn: WHAT??
seth: hahaha.
you fell for it
Emmie: u love jENN <3>[steph interfers]
Emmie: uh huh rolls eyes
seth: okay, maybe i do
msmateosalas13: My bad its 26-23 35 seconds left
now its 27-23
seth: i love jenn [THIS MUCH]
8:04 PM
Emmie: thanx for the update
steph: that's better XD
Emmie: rolls eyes
seth: jenn's face is reeeaaallly red
Emmie: How do u like Making My Moves so far
8:05 PM
steph: it's good! a little slow moving, but good
msmateosalas13: 30 seconds left
Emmie: sorry bout that i have no more freetime
jenn: blows into paper bag
seth: hugs jenn
msmateosalas13: steelers are leading by 4
Emmie: okay guys gotta go now
ttyyl
seth: it's okay, jenn
bye!
jenn: bye
8:06 PM
Emmie: BYE!!!
steph: BYE!!
msmateosalas13: 22 seconds left cardinals take a time out
Emmie has left
seth: oh whatever
8:07 PM
msmateosalas13: 15 seconds cardinals at 44 yard line8:08 PM last 5 seconds
8:10 PM
STEELERS WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOO
8:11 PM
msmateosalas13@gmail.com has left

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So...for any of you wondering, I did kiss Jenn. Yes, on the lips, where else? The cheek?

And yes, we do fight like a married couple. Punches are thrown occasionally, but nobody ever gets hurt.

Jenn, I love you ---<======this much=====>---!! XD inside joke.

~Seth

Such a Jenn Thing to Do

2009-01-29T20:06:00.000-08:00

And go to this Link. It's a hilarious!

Oh-KAY. So a World to Save, Huh? Let's Get Started.

2009-01-22T21:29:00.000-08:00

{please keep in mind SETH DOESN'T EXIST and NONE OF THIS IS TRUE because it's in a novel Steph's writing!!}

Okay. So apparently there's this dude in Russia with some bomb and I need to kill him. I know what you all are thinking. "WHAT THE FRICK SETH!?! YOUR JUST GONNA KILL SOME RANDOM DUDE?!?!"
Um, yeah. Uh huh.
And no. See, pretty much this guy (And I can't tell you his name because my dad, Troy, has this bodyguard named Kei who'll kill me if I enter his name) who has a nuclear bomb set up to kill America because he's freaking psycho and he's gonna let it off in (enter amount of) days if I don't nab him.
And why me?
Because I am a child and not a likely, what's the word, culprit for an assassin.

Well, and I am Troy's son and already show potential in fist fighting and gun shooting (at great distances). I took down one of Troy's bodyguards named Musoke. Poor guy. Was no match for my 'where the sun don't shine' kick. Owch. Girls, you have no idea how much that hurts. No idea.

So yeeeah.

And Troy gave me a laptop! But only if i'm being supervised while using it. Sad day. (no offense, Kai.)

~Seth

...or should I say Agent Seth?

HEH! Lookie, Daddy has a picture of me on his desk! Haha, Agent Seth as a baby!

GAH OH MY GOD!

2009-01-22T06:32:00.001-08:00

Saving the World

2009-01-18T08:01:00.001-08:00

Okay, i don't have a whole heck of a lot of time to do this, so here it goes.

My dad came to find me a week ago and wasn't allowed custody like he wanted of me. So he decided it'd be better to just kidnap me and Jenn and get the heck out of there.
So right now i've hacked onto his computer at some weird spy agency (thanks Flash) and he's gonna kill me. No questions asked.
He's exactly the way i pictured him. He looks just like me, but older, he's tall and strong and mean.
Gotta go.

Would You Be Afraid?

2009-01-14T15:02:00.001-08:00

If someone that you loved offered to adopt you, would you be afraid?

If your Father just randomly showed up and demanded custody of you, would you be afraid?

If your mother recently died in a mental institute, would you be afraid?

If in the last twenty-four hours you got kidnapped and had the barrel of a gun aimed at your head, but didn't die, would you be afraid?

If your best friend was with you through that, would you be afraid?

If you just found out the world's in bad hands, would you be afraid?

If you just found out that you had to save the world from this all, would you be afraid?

I am.

You Know How Much My Life Sucks?

2009-01-10T09:24:00.000-08:00

Enough so Steph doesn't write about me anymore! It's like I don't exist!

Waaait. I don't.

So I'll just tell you what's going on with me and hope she's not watching.
I figured out that iTunes is amazing. You can listen to music, and have all these amazing options...it's like a iPod on your computer!! I'M FREAKING OUT!!
I tried to download 'Collide' by Skillet and it ended up really scratched, when otherwise, it's not! RE. TARDED.
But, still, i love my iPod. Even though it's an origional Nano. I love it! I don't see how you people need new ones every time one comes out! They all do the same thing: play music.

But anyway. I'm sick with the stomach flu and have to stay home. It sucks. I did figure out how to hack into Jenn's account on Microsoft. So I played on the Sims 2. Then I puked, and Sasha made me go spend the rest of the day in bed. So that's where I am now, blogging on Blake's laptop with a mug of tea at hand and a TV positioned in front of my bed, watching spanish soaps. It's great.
Except it's a Saturday.

Deathbed

2009-01-05T18:37:00.000-08:00

Okay, so found a pretty cool song because I got a Relient K CD for Christmas:

"Deathbed" <==Link to hear song

I can smell the death on the sheets
Covering me
I can't believe this is the end

But this is my deathbed
I lie here alone
If I close my eyes tonight
I know I'll be home

The year was nineteen forty one
I was eight years old and
Far far too young
To know that the stories
Of battles and glory
Was a tale a kind mother
Made up for her son
You see
Dad was a traveling preacher
Teaching the words of the Teacher
But mother had sworn
Went off to the war
And died there with honor
Somewhere on a beach there
But he left once to never return
Which taught me that I should unlearn
Whatever I thought a father should be
I abandoned that thought
Like he abandoned me

By forty seven I was fourteen
I'd acquired a taste for liquor and nicotine
I smoked until I threw up
Yet I still lit 'em up for thirty more years
Like a machine

So right there you have it
That one filthy habit
Is what got me where I am today

I can smell the death on the sheets
Covering me
I can't believe this is the end
I can hear those sad memories
Still haunting me
So many things
I'd do again

But this is my deathbed
I lie here alone
If I close my eyes tonight
I know I'll be home

I got married on my twenty first
Eight months before my wife would give birth
It's easier to be sure you love someone
When her father inquires with the barrel of a gun
The union was far from harmonious
No two people could have been more alone than us
The years would go by and she'd love someone else
And I realized I hadn't been loved yet myself

From there it's your typical spiel
Yeah if life was a highway
I was drunk at the wheel
I was helping the loose ends
All fall apart
Yeah I swear I was destined to fail
And fail from the start
I bowled about six times a week
The bottle of Beam kept the memories from me
Our marriage had taken a seven-ten split
Along with my pride the ex-wife took the kids

I can smell the death on the sheets
Covering me
I can't believe this is the end
I can hear those sad memories
Still haunting me
So many things
I'd do again

But this is my deathbed
I lie here alone
If I close my eyes tonight
I know I'll be home

I was so scared of Jesus
But He sought me out
Like the cancer in my lungs
That's killing me now
And I've given up hope
On the days I have left
But I cling to the hope
Of my life in the next
Then Jesus showed up
Said
"Before we go"
"I thought that we might reminisce"
"See one night in your life"
"When you turned out the light"
"You asked for and prayed for my forgiveness"

You cried wolf
The tears they soaked your fur
The blood dripped from your fangs
You said,
"What have I done?"
You loved that lamb
With every sinful bone
And there you wept alone
Your heart was so contrite
You said,
"Jesus, please forgive me of my crimes
Sanctify this withered heart of mine
Stay with me until my life is through
And on that day please take me home with you"

I can smell the death on the sheets
Covering me
I can't believe this is the end
I can hear You whisper to me,
"It's time to leaveYou'll never be lonely again"

But this was my deathbed
I died there alone
When I closed my eyes tonight
You carried me home

[Jon Foreman of Switchfoot sings, as the voice of Jesus:]

I am the Way
Follow Me
And take My hand
And I am the Truth
Embrace Me and you'll understand
And I am the Light
And for Me you'll live again
For I am Love
I am Love
I am,
I am Love

Sorry I Haven't Been On

2009-01-01T23:39:00.000-08:00

Steph didn't feel like writing my Christmas Story at the moment, because it's 12:39 at night and she's tired. So we'll get back with you on that later.

Sorry this is gonna be such a short post. I suck, I know.

Happy New Year! Please enjoy the non-alcoholic bubbly and snacks from the table on the right. Drink responsibly and not too much chocolate or sugar.

I HAVE 13 FOLLOWERS! THIS IS PHENOMENAL! Thanks guys for all your support, you're awesome. I know I suck, so this is cool.

~Seth

I Just Threatened Jenn's Life

2008-12-14T21:13:00.001-08:00

So I don't think that she's ever going to get on again. Or, we should hope.
I actually ran after her and pulled her down to the ground and threatened to kill her if she did it again. She just looked at me and told me that I'd never do that. I said I would, and squeezed the pressure point on her neck and she screamed until she promised not to as long as i'd LET GO!!!

So I did.

Anyhow, I changed my password.

So...apparently Jenn thinks I like her. Well, I don't. And I also think it's weird she called me 'hot'. I mean, isn't that a really strange word to use on your foster brother? I dunno about you, but I think so.

Frick, school tomorrow. And then Christmas. Joy. More reletives.

~Seth

Things From Jenn

2008-12-13T21:35:00.000-08:00

Hello, this is Jenn. I got Flashman to hack on to Seth's account, so now I have complete control over it for now. Maybe I'll change the backround pink...or not. I'd get pummled. So, let's get on with it.

(We're pretending this is Seth.) I finally, finally got a picture of Seth. Smiling. Isn't it amazing? Brilliant I tell you, brilliant. He is sooo going to kill me. But Hey, I don't care. It's 10:46 at night and I don't care. Right Flashman? Weeeehaaaa!

So I do think that Seth has a crush. I'm not telling who, but I know he does.

Okay!!! I think it's meee!!! Seth is so hot. Oh, God, did I just say that?

Crap. Seth's coming. Gotta run, bye! (by the way, Flashman hacked the computer, and you, Seth, can now not delete this post. Hahaha!)

Bye!

~Jenn

Sorry I Haven't Posted In Awhile

2008-12-12T16:30:00.000-08:00

I've been kinda swamped with homework.

Hey, does anyone wanna solve this for me?

#43
You are to be given four clues. Solve the problem by reading each clue carefully.

a) The door code is made up of six unique digits. The last digit is 8.
b)Odd and even digits alternate (0 is even)
c) The difference of adjacent digits is always bigger than one.
d) The first two digits (read as one number) as well as the two middle digits (as one number) are multiples of the last two digist (as one number).

Thanks! Pray for snow!

now, if seth were a bat...

2008-12-07T19:25:00.001-08:00

adopt your own virtual pet!

Thanksgiving

2008-12-01T19:04:00.000-08:00

Weird, i'm watching Samantha Who? right now. Jenn and I were just watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Ah, so many great memories.
Wow. Pictionary-Man-Game. Gah! Stupid commercials! Gah! Oh, wow, and soap operas.

So basically, everything was normal until the doorbell rang on Wednesday. I hid in the hallway, and Sasha called everyone into the entryway, and there was my new aunt, uncle, and cousins. Aunt Katie, Uncle Brad, Cousins Zakk and Zibber (twins, looking kinda emo at 14 1/2), and their older brother Tristan ( who was totally normal looking at 16).
"Hey! How are you guys?" Sasha asked.
"We're great," Brad said, rubbing Zibber's back with his arm not carrying luggage.
Zakk snickered, and Zibber elbowed him.
"Did you guys get a foster kid? Aunt Sasha said that you guys were--" Zibber asked, chipper.
Blake piped up from behind me, "Here! he is," he said, pulling me by the arm out of the hallway.
"This is Seth!" Jenn said.
Katie held out her hand to shake, and i reluctantly shook it.
Tristan smiled. "Welcome to the famil--hey...have you adopted him yet?" he asked me at first, then Blake.
Blake shook his head.
Tristan just kinda from Blake to me to Blake to me. "Er...welcome."

The rest of the night was a drag. I don't wanna tell you about it. Oh! And then the old folks arrived. Grandma and Grandpa Blackmore! Yeah! But Maama and Papi were really nice. They kinda got me away from the emo-twin-kles. Zibber even asked me if i was goth too. I just looked at her and said, "Nooo."

Thanksgiving dinner was awkward. Then we went around the table and said what we were all thankful for.
We started with Tristan and went around the table.

Tristan is thankful for: His girlfriend, his dog, and his family.
Zibber is thankful for: Zakk, the color black, and masquara.
Zakk said nothing.
Aunt Katie is thankful for: Her family, a good job, and for God's love.
Uncle Brad is thankful for: His beautiful kids, his wonderful, lovely wife, and a great job.
Blake is thankful for: His wife Sasha, his beautiful daughter Jenn, and that God has blessed him with his new son Seth.
Sasha is thankful for: Her loving husband, her beautiful daughter Jenn, and her new son Seth.
Jenn is thankful for: Her parents, her new brother, and for this wonderful dinner that Katie and Sasha made.
"Seth, what are you thankful for?" Blake asked, all teary from the touching thankful moment.
"Er...um...i'm thank...full...for...a...house? to stay in?...A family...to...stay with?" I thought for another moment while the gang waited. "...and for...um...," I looked down at my plate, "and um...spoons!"
Everyone nodded solumbly, and then Zakk burst out lauging. "Oh. My. God." he said.
Well that was three more words than he'd said all day.

The rest of the time we were eating turkey. Everyone knowing everyone, except for me, and then they were always mentioning things and people that I didn't know about because I wasn't part of this freaking family.

Then they left a few days later. I. Am. So. happy.

Ovah,

Seth

2008-11-29T19:52:00.000-08:00

Snood. Know Thy Turkey.

2008-11-25T15:29:00.000-08:00

In the holiday spirit, we'll all be eating turkey, shortly. I just thought I'd inform you on what was on what your eating XD

Snood:
The snood is a fleshy appendage that attaches just above the beak. When the tom relaxes, the snood is short — maybe half an inch long. When the tom struts, the snood engorges with blood and extends to hang down over the beak. According to the National Wild Turkey Federation, the snood has no known function.

Happy Snood Day,

The Shepherds (wait, there's only one of me...)

[chocolate chip] Banana Bread and Nobama

2008-11-24T16:32:00.000-08:00

Okay, so I actually made banana bread yesterday. It was reeeaaally good. And I saw chocolate chips in the cubbard, so i threw them into the mix, so it was beyond my normal expectations. Jenn came down to see what I was doing and was like, "OMG, Seth, what are you doing? Did you tell M--Sasha that your doing that? She's gonna freaking kill you!"
"Muhsasha?" I smirked, licking batter off my finger, laughing silently at my quoting.
She groaned at me, and went over to the phone that was ringing. "Hello?"
I chuckled again, and grabbed a spoon and dipped it in the banana gook.
"No, she's busy at the momennnthSEGPH!" she growled with her mouth full of, ahem, thpoon. Hahaha.
She grabbed at me, and I nimbly dodged out of the way. She threw her thpoon at at me and got saliva-batter on me.
When she finally hung up the phone she walked over to where I was putting flour in a pan.
"That was good," she said, peeking over my shoulder. "Hey, but you could probably have done without the chocolate chips."
I threw flour at her without looking.
She shrieked and hit me upside the head.
"Hey!" I said, and hit her back. "Leave me alone, critic."
"Mmkay," she said, licking a finger.
I turned back to my cooking, and poured the batter into a pan.

Moral of the story: Always make your banana bread with chocolate chips.

Oh, and then I ran back after I put it in the oven and screamed "NOBAMA!" in her ear.

I Have Been Denied Food, Yet Again

2008-11-22T20:41:00.000-08:00

I caught Sasha in the kitchen making bundt cake, and when i tried to steal a slice she told me it was for Thanksgiving and that her side of the family was coming over. I told her, "Great," with mucho enthusiasm, and she told me to go find Jenn for her.
Great, so my foster-extended-family is coming over? This should be fun.

I helped Jenn make a model of DNA. She had to for homework because she chose the homework presentation as 'model' instead of 'paper' like I did.
So basically, I made a model of DNA while Jenn messed around with plastic beads for an hour. When I finished, she told me "Thank you," for the idea, and ran off to show Sasha what 'we' made. I counted to ten silently and tried not to kick a wall.

Oh, and I did that again yesterday, and Blake took away my CD collection again because he finds this affective for disapline.

Jenn ran into my room and told me that we were going to go see Twilight in two weeks. When I asked to define 'we' she told me it'd be me, Sam, and her. Fun. And then I read a book for three hours on the couch downstairs without even stopping to eat or pee. Haha, I impressed myself. Finally.

I think i'll make myself some banana bread tomorrow.

Sorry, I Can't Help Myself. THESE ARE ALL LINKS

2008-11-19T15:10:00.000-08:00

Skillet, Skillet-ee-doo!!
Relient K, Relient K, and Relient K
Superchick, and Superchick, what's that you say, Steph? Superchick???
Switchfoot, Switchfoot, Switchfoot
Thousand Foot Krutch

Hehe.

2008-11-19T14:56:00.001-08:00

I'm at the school library. Yes, it's after school, but Blogspot is not permitted. Well, shucks. Too bad for them.
Okay, so i got paired with this one girl in Social Studies and she was, shock, stupid. Not stupid like that kid in my Language arts class, but, like...how can we put this...mentally impared. Geez, learn to read kid and stop staring at me.
We had to take the little test thing that you have to take to become a citizen of the US, only, we're already citizens, but our teacher wanted to know what we knew about the US.
We, of course, got the highest score on the test because i fed her every single answer ('cause we're parners, ha! ha!) and she's all like, "ooookkkkaaaayyyy...."

Do NOT get into a serious conversation with her, because it will take you an hour. Just saying.

Have you ever noticed that the popular kids (you know, popular kids, nyah) at our schools are the dumb ones? I'm sorry if you are one, but if you have a blog and can type at all, you are obviously not a pea-brain.

And I'm working on making friends, so don't worry about me.

~Seth

...And I Did This In ELT Today Because I Was Bored

2008-11-13T20:06:00.000-08:00

Kinda random. If this isn't showing up so great, Ctrl + A, or Apple A (for a mac). Or just, you know, like, click on it. Makes everything so much bigger.

Yay Art Class

2008-11-12T17:20:00.000-08:00

So today we had to make cartoons of ourselves in art, so here's mine. I didn't have a pencil with me, so she made me draw with Sharpie. (haha, i made a typo and wrote sharkpie. Mmm...shark pie.)

Haha. And no we are not doing anything productive in art. XD

sniff It's Monday

2008-11-10T18:59:00.001-08:00

Do you have any idea how freaking annoyed I was this morning? I am going to KILL my alarm clock one of these days. No joke.

So. Do you know someone who has an IQ of zero? Like literally, i can hear bees in their head.
There's this kid in my language arts class who has nothing going on in there. We're reading about A Christmas Carol ('cause it's November) and he's like, "I think it's mean how Mr. Scrooge is putting down poor people. 'Cause he's poor too!"
Everyone takes a deep breath, and, I swear, the room went so silent you could hear a pen drop. "Uh, no he's not," the teacher says.
"No, he is! Remember, he went to Debter's Prison because he had no money?"
The teacher sighs. "That was Dickens, dear."
The kid get's a 'well that was stupid' look on his face. "Oh."

And last week, we were reading a story about how this one kid had several paulsy (sorry, can't spell that), he couldn't move any part of his body but his eyes on his own volition, but he one day took a peice of chalk away from his sister with his foot because he wanted to write too. He wanted to be able to express his feelings like his sister did. Everyone in the room went totally silent because they were so astonished at what he did.
Then Zero over there sits up and raises his hand. "I think they're mad at him because he took the chalk!"
*mentally smacks forhead*
Teacher: "They're astonished, dear."

UUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGG!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID???

~Seth

You Don't Go to Church???

2008-11-09T07:46:00.001-08:00

Wow. The Langlies don't go to church. Not any type of church! Not even a mosque! Not even a chapel! Geez, would it kill them?

So now I'm online trying to find a youth group I can go to that's close enough to attend. I've never really been a part of a church, but now I'm weirdly interested in God. I don't know why. So that's why I need to find one.

I don't think my dad is going to heaven. I don't think my mom is either. Violet probably didn't, 'cause she was eleven, and old enough to think for herself, but Mom wouldn't let us go to a church. I don't think it's fair. I have a chance, but Vi never did.
So now i'm wondering, how do you get to heaven, and who decides if you do? What decides if you do? How does it work?

Over,

~Seth

Guess Who Got In A Fight Today???

2008-11-07T20:32:00.000-08:00

Some freak-show pushed me today and I turned around and told him to BACK OFF!! Then he punched at me, and I blocked, then he took another swing, and I blocked him hard with an outside for-arm block. He screamed and clutched his arm, and i pushed him over and walked away. Then he grabbed me from behind, and punched the back of my head, I went spilling over, got up, and roundhouse kicked him hard in the chest with a satisfying crack of a rib.
Guess who won? 0-:-)

He won't be bothering me again. Apparently he has a history of bullying. (shrugs)

But Blake took away the stereo that Sasha bought me at Target. And my CD collection. :-(
That made me sad.

But I won a fist fight! And I broke that kid's rib. I didn't even get suspended because he punched me first! Haha!

~Seth

First Day of School

2008-11-06T15:48:00.000-08:00

Ugh. I'd forgot how incredebly boring public school was. Or, excuse me, private schools, for that matter. Jenn goes to a private school with (cough) no buses.

This could make it difficult to ditch.

Okay, so i got woken up with a penlight at 5:30 this morning by, none other than, Jenn. It was like, GET THE FREAKING LIGHT OUT OF MY EYES OR I AM GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE HEAD!

And I nearly starved before lunch. What happens when a teenage boy gets really hungry, you ask? Well, let me ask you this; Do you really want to know?? No? Good. It's really aweful.

So, um, I got called (counts on fingers) 'freak', 'cute', 'emo', 'kid', 'freak' again, and 'hey, um...' today. Get the name right.

Jenn's friend Sam was getting really annoying. She's asian, so i guess that would make it so you have to tollerate her? Is that how it goes here? I dunno. (She was the one calling me 'cute')
I got a science project. I have to pick some invention and write a report about it.
I picked the dishwasher (yaaay! go Seth!).
I already started writing it, but we have some thing (yes, some thing, not something. kinda like 'sooome pig!') at our school that makes it so we have, like, an account or something. I dunno. It's really annoying. I had to get a teacher to make me one 'cause i'm new and special like that. XD

Laaame.

I also concitered kicking Sam in the head. Or just simply informing her of my martial arts status. Jenn elbowed me in the ribs when I twitched in Sam's direction a fraction of an inch. She's really starting to read my actions. At the Home, nobody just got me like this, not even Felix.
She even gets it when i don't smile and my left ear moves slightly (that is a Seth smile). And that raising my eyebrows is a sign of being interested.

Over,

Seth

Ha ha ha.

2008-11-02T16:15:00.001-08:00

I just totally beat Jenn on expert Guitar Hero 3. Ha ha! I see my guitar skills payed off somewhere. I can play expert on everything. I've never even played this game before! It's amazing! I don't get how she doesn't get that the orange note means PRESS THE ORANGE BUTTON.

Then I had to use her shampoo because I had to leave mine at the foster headquarters for Felix 'cause he's too much of a nutball to use shampoo. I even wrote directions and taped them to the mirror in our room.

See what he thinks of that.

But now my hair smells weird. And I can't sleep again because of that and the smell of the sheets again. It sucks.

Over,

Seth

In response to Abby Nelms' question: Seth doesn't exist. I get the time to write about him, and that's how he has a blog. The story is that he asked Jeff and Jeff said okay. Blog. WHA-PAM!

Over and out,

Steph

Crap.

2008-11-02T12:53:00.001-08:00

I think Blake's mad at me 'cause I punched a hole in the wall out of anger/sadness. Whoopsies. Jenn was pretty impressed though. She said that once she tried to punch a hole in it and fractured her wrist (cough, Kristina, cough). So, yeah, cool.

You ever listened to My Chemical Romance? They're okay. They sang this song called cancer that i found sifting through YouTube the other day. Then I looked 'em up on Napster, and listened to a few of their songs, and WHAM-OH! So yeah.

The Langly's (i'm gonna start typing 'Langlies' soon, i swear, i will.) are starting to adjust to the ways of Seth! Yaaaay.

Rule #1. DON'T TOUCH ME
Rule #2. Don't expect more than a few words for an answer, and if you do, well, heck, you're out of luck, my friend.
Rule #3. Don't search my blog.
Rule #4. Don't force me to eat anything. If I don't eat at all and skip that meal, that happens to mean that i HATE THE FOOD YOU'RE SERVING.
Rule #5. DON'T TOUCH ME.

So, yeah, i think they get it. Sasha tried to touch me last night on the cheek as in "Awww, night, Seth." (touch) WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH -
Yeah.

And then this morning, Jenn told me i was good looking (meaning...what?). Uh-huh....hmmm. I realized today I have really long arms. Like, I was standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom while Jenn was putting makeup on, and i've got, like, gorilla arms. I swear.

And then she took me to the park (big, green grass, trees, sidewalk, more trees, wood benches, did i mention the trees were ginormous?) and we sat and talked. And then she noticed my (ahem) scar on my jaw 'cause I told her the story of how i got it.
She was like, "woooooaaaahhhh...."

Never seen a guy with a scar before, i guess...(rolls eyes)

Anyway.

Will post more today at some point.

Over,

Seth

(Oh, piano tribute: Cancer, by My Chemical Romance)

Then, here's the actual song, even though it's on YouTube: Linkity Link

2008-11-01T20:16:00.001-07:00

I can't sleep. My bedsheets smell like crap.

Not really, but they smell different.

I miss Violet :'(

You won't beleive this, but i'm actually crying right now. I miss her.

Har Har. They Do Have A Computer.

2008-11-01T18:19:00.001-07:00

tip: from now on, anything in blue is a link. Just FYI

I dunno. This is a little weird 'cause Jenn's reading over my shoulder. They're nice people. Blake's a little energetic, and I'm really not, so there's a conflict.

I had to go to Violet's memorial service, so that took a few hours.

...

I got to the Langly's at seven. Jenn's okay too. We ate dinner that Sasha cooked. It was really good. They asked me a bunch of questions that I didn't feel like answering (JENN GET LOST).

Okay, she's gone.

They made me a room that's really big and looks like they've had a million other kids in there. I mean, it's spick and span, it's just really unisex. Blue walls, blue sheets, blue comforter, nutral wall decorations, accessories, band posters (cough, Jenn, cough), and, like, a ton of different things.

Crap, i think i made Jenn mad.

THESE PEOPLE ARE FREAKING RICH. I swear! They've got four flat screen tv's, three computers, a million DVD's, video games, computer games, a VCR (yaaay! something i know how to work!).

It's cool. They're nicer than some of the other families I've stayed with.

I think i'm gonna go say sorry to Jenn. She's mad.

Over,

Seth

Guess Where I'm Going at...checks watch...Five Today?

2008-11-01T15:24:00.000-07:00

Omg, you guessed it right. You're so smart! Uncle Seth is so proud of you!

Yeah, so i'm going to live with the Langly's today. At five. Which is in...what...thirty minutes? Seeing that it's 4:26 pm at the moment.

I kinda had to scurry around and grab all my crap out of my dorm (if that's what you'd call it...) and give Felix a high five. I'm gonna miss him. A lot.

Oh, he wants to say hi:

Hi, this is Felix. Tell Seth he's a butt head for leaving me here.

So yeah, that was Felix.
I'll miss you too.

Hey, hopefully the Langly's have a computer at their house. Wish me luck!

Over,

Seth

2008-10-30T15:00:00.000-07:00

Yesterdays by Switchfoot

This is for Violet.

Flowers cut and brought inside
Black cars in a single line
Your family in suits and ties
And you're free

The ache I feel inside
Is where the life has left your eyes
I'm alone for our last goodbye
But you're free

I remember you like yesterday, yesterday
I still can't believe you're gone, oh...
I remember you like yesterday, yesterday
And until I'm with you, I'll carry on

Adrift on your ocean floor
I feel weightless, numb, and sore
A part of you in me is torn
And you're free

I woke from a dream last night
I dreamt that you were by my side
Reminding me I still had life In me
I'll carry on

Every lament is a love song
Yesterday, yesterday
I still can't believe you're gone
So long my friend, so long

2008-10-28T21:11:00.000-07:00

Yes, that is me. That's what I look like, and I don't have a camera so I can't take a picture of me. But I made this on MS Paint.

Oh, and I have dark chocolate eyes.
Not literally, but that's what people have told me.
I don't know my nationality. Someone said, like, Italian, but I don't really know.
My hair is black.
I like to wear black.
No, I am not emo.
And that SO DID NOT RYHME!
If music didn't exist, neither would I (figuratively speaking).
I am in the 8th grade.
I am in foster care.
My mom's name is Dina and she is in prison.
My dad's name is Troy. And he left my family when I was six.
My sister's name was Violet. She died of cancer. She was eleven years old, and she was the most beautiful thing this world could have come up with.
I like how that song mirrors my emotions towards that. And about her funeral.

I'm...I've gotta go now.

Over.

Seth

Aaaand...anytime text looks like [this], that would be Steph talking. Just saying.

And Now For Yet More Bloody Noses...

2008-10-28T20:49:00.000-07:00

Okay, So today I got another bloody nose in the shower. I don't know if you know, but lots of blood and lots of water does not smell okay, especially when you've got all your life juice flowing through one nostril and you totally can't do squat.
So Felix walks into the bathroom (like I'd hoped he would), so I yell at him to get me a bag of ice from the kitchen.
And by the time he comes back, I am laying on the floor with the towel wrapped around my waist and two fingers in my right hand squeezing the skin at the base of my nose.
"Dude, you've got blood right here," he said, motioning.
I shake him off and he hands me the ice. I press it to my sinus cavity.
At this point, my throat's really begining to sting. Swallowing blood not only makes you want to puke, but it makes you feel like you've swallowed a hedgehog.
When it stops, I stand up and pull the bag away. And there is, in fact, blood right there. You, every one of you, trace the middle line of your neck down until you reach a hollow between your coller bone. There was a nice, lovely clot of blood in there.
Felix laughs from the corner of the bathroom. "You look like Vlad the Impailer."
I look at him and he rolls his eyes. "Dracula."

Horray for bloody nose stories!! Now I can tell all of them to Jenn! I'll bet she freaks out. Ha ha.

Over.

Seth

Author's Note

2008-10-27T21:04:00.000-07:00

Hello people. This is Steph. I think everyone here's been to my blog and possibly my writing blog. You know how I'm writing about a kid named Seth Shepherds? Don't bother searching for him on people finding websites, because he doesn't exist.
It's really awesome to me, though, that what I write is beleivable. It makes me feel great 'cause I really know nothing about foster care. XD
My mom researched it because we moved to this really huge house and we have a lot of extra rooms that we can hold peoples in. So we were concitering fostering! Isn't that cool?

But, yeah, Angel, that is what Seth looks like in my mind! Cool, right? I modeled him after Fang. Just 'cause Fang's cool like that.

Seth will continue to post comments and posts on his blog and other's just like a normal person. Just so ya' know.

Over and Out,

Steph
Author

Oh-KAY.

2008-10-25T12:09:00.000-07:00

So, the interview went something like this:

Blake: "Hello, I'm Blake Langly, and this is my wife Sasha."

Me: had figured that much.

Sasha: "How are you?"

Me: "I got two bloody noses yesterday. But none today, so I'm pretty much okay. I'd say I'm good, then."

Jeff: "This is Blake Langly and Sasha Langly..."

Me: "I got that."

Jeff: "You're gonna be staying with them for a few months until either your dad comes forward or they decide they'd be okay with adopting you and you're okay with that."

Me: Nods. "Okay."

Jeff: "They have a daughter your age, Jenn. She 's about three months younger than you."

Me: "Then why am I staying with them?"

Jeff: "Why what?"

Me: "Never mind."

Blake: "Is...there a problem?"

Jeff and I together: "No!"

Blake and Sasha together: Give us each a look.

I'm not gonna bore you with the whole going to court and figuing this whole wangdoodle out, so yeah. I'm going to their house in, like, a week.

Have you ever been on FanFiction.net? I got really addicted to it and wouldn't get off Jeff's computer, and he got really mad at me and blocked the site. So now I actually have to go read a BOOK. Which doesn't really bother me because I got a Maximum Ride book from the last family I was with. That was the type of FanFiction I was reading.

DANG IT JEFF!! Oh, crap, if he gets on here...

Over.

-Seth

Buddy Doses

2008-10-25T09:03:00.000-07:00

Thoh, today I god two buddy noses in a woh. Ang now I beel thick to my stomat betause bood isn't supposed to de thwallowged.

(Translation): SO. Today I got two bloody noses in a row, and now I feel sick to my stomach because blood isn't supposed to be swallowed. It's not supposed to be in your digestive system.
But I really do feel sick, so Mr. Greene (bless his good southern african-american heart) let me stay in my room for the day. And he even swiped me his laptop.

It's funny, 'cause I don't talk like I write. I actually rarely talk. You wanna know how I act?

This would be at breakfast:

Greene: "Mornin' Seth."
Me: "Hmn," and nod.
Greene: "Sleep well?"
Me: nods, and pokes at cereal.
Greene: "Okay," starts to walk away, "Oh, and we need to get your hair cut, okay?"
Me: Looks at him with one of my classic 'death glares'. "No."

So yeah.
I get to meet Blake and Sasha (Langly) today. Wish me luck.

Over.

-Seth

Hello, and Welcome to Foster Farms

2008-10-24T11:16:00.000-07:00

Okay, not really. But I do greet you from one of the computers that i shouldn't be on in Jeff Greene's office. He's the director of CASA (Court Appointed Speacial Advocates, and for those of you not in the know, that's one of the biggest foster care networks in America).

So, yeah, I guess that would make me, like, a troubled orphan. But I'm not an orphan, and that's the thing. I'm just not ready to be moved to an adoption agency because apparently i'm not ready. :-/

Oh, crap. Listen I got to go. Jeff's gonna kick my butt. Bye.